The broken interview

Chapter one

I look at Kriss as he sets the camera up and starts recording.
Me:hey guys welcome to the broken interview and today I'll be interviewing Andy Biersack from black veil brides along with christen coma more known as cc. So right now we are doing the broken uncut. So we are gonna lower my microphone and see who's down there.
I walk over to the stairs and start lowering my microphone.
Jinx:is that a fucking microphone!?
Me:shit!
I lift the microphone up and hold it. I look at Kriss who is standing next to me recording. We wait a minute then try it again. Next thing I now I see Andy holding my microphone reading the label on it.
Andy:Alex
Me:hi!
Andy laughs a little.
Andy:the fucking uncut.
Me:well famous anus I was wonder who was down there. I think I heared my mom.
Andy:oh, I'll be up in a minute beautiful.
Me:okay.
Kriss sets the camera up.
Kriss:did he just call you beautiful?
Me:I think so.
Andy:FUCKING STAIRS
c.c:FUCK WHY ARE THESE SO LONG!
I grab the questions and get ready.
Me:hey guys.
Andy:hey b- Alex.
I giggle and hug him. I turn around and hug c.c. I hear my phone start ringing and I excuse myself and walk down stairs to answer it.
Dad:mother fucker where are you!?
Me:I'm at my interview.
Dad:get the fuck home! I need my beer and I'm out!
Me:I can't. I'll get some when I'm do-
Dad:YOULL FUCKING GET IT NOW YOU FUCKING CUTTER!
Me:I'll fucking get it after! And I cut because your a fucking jerk!
I hang up and walk back up stairs trying not to cry. I look up and see a scared looking Andy at the top of the stairs.
Me:okay let's start!
Andy:Alex are you okay?
Me:yeah! Couldn't be better!
Andy:you are aware I could hear everything you just said right.
Me:oh ummm, let's just get this over with okay!
He signed and nodded. I give Kriss a thumbs up and we start.
Me:hey my outcast and welcome to the broken interview and to day I'm with christen coma and bob.
Andy:hey everyone!
Cc:wassup!?
Me:okay first-
Andy:what about the small talk?
Me:we are small talking. How have you been. It's been a year since we last interviewed.
Andy:yeah I miss being a crazy shit.
I laugh.
Me:okay let's start.
Cc: why do I feel like I'm interrupting someone having sex?
Me:I don't now. Is someone having sex?
We both look at Andy.
Me:are you having sex?
Andy:no!
I laugh.
Me:let's get the serious question out of the way.
I skim thought the questions.
Me:okay! This ones from, andybiersackfuckmeintheass69,
I giggle at the name a little and keep reading.
Me:it says, Andy, I'm dealing with bullying at my school. What would you say to them to stop it.
Andy:agree with them, it will creep them out so much it will make them stop.
Me:okay so your new album, is it about me?
Andy:damnit Alex! I can only answer artist questions.
He walks to go down the stairs,
Andy:but I'm also stupid and a piece of shit and arty art art!
I laugh.
Me:arty art art so cc what's the best pick up line?
Cc: I have a penis.
Me:no it's hey baby girl, I have a penis. Then just walk away.
Andy comes back up the stairs.
Andy:I just talked to my arty art art art guy and he said it's cool for me to stay a little longer.
Me:awesome! So I looked up a websit called "prison bitch names" and I got me you and ccs prison bitch name.
Andy: and this is book marked on your computer right.
Me:it really is.
We laugh.
Me:so mines sugar hole cc yours is bustin ass and Andy yours is famous anus.
Andy:tumbler make that into a shirt!
Me:oh god.
Andy:are you letting lose?
Me:ARE YOU ASKING IF I HAVE A LOT OF SEX!?
Andy:no no! My best friend says that a lot.
I giggle and I hear my favorite song start!
Me:AH BAD GIRLS CLUB!
Kris jumps in the picture and we start singing
Me and Kriss:I met a girl and I really thought she liked me.
I truly thought that I had met the one.
It was a fail, to no avail.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

She's like a witch, casting spells, hypnotizing.
She made me drink a potion just to fall in love.
She got me drunk, tipsy off her love.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

She's always blowing up my phone.
I really wish that she'd leave me alone.
I got to change my number,
Hard for me to slumber when she's outside my home.
She called the cops, and made it seem like I was mean.
She's not your average lady, she's fucking crazy.
Spelled C-U-N-T (bitch)

And after all, the rise and fall.
You're not worth my time.

I'm c-c-calling it quits right now.
This time
You're playing games
And all we do is fight.
It's getting late.
So olly-olly-olly-oxen free,
All the bad girls come cheer with me.
Your love's a drug that got me on the run.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

I'm always paranoid,
That she's somehow watching me.
Follows me on Twitter,
Asking if I miss her,
Hash tag #setmefree.
She googles my name, just to keep some tabs on me.
She's not your average lady,
She's fucking crazy.
Someone help me please.

And after all, the rise and fall.
You're not worth my time.

I'm c-c-calling it quits right now.
This time
You're playing games
And all we do is fight.
It's getting late.
So olly-olly-olly-oxen free,
All the bad girls come cheer with me.
Your love's a drug that got me on the run.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

Alright, alright, alright, settle down, settle down.
I need all my bad girls in the house tonight to help me do a cheer.
It goes: one, two, three, four

[X2]
Hey sexy boy I got you wrapped around my finger.
L-O-V-E really doesn't mean much.
Your love is like a drug,
But it is not enough.
Give me a B-A-D, we're the bad girls club.

I'm c-c-calling it quits right now.
This time
You're playing games
And all we do is fight.
It's getting late.
So olly-olly-olly-oxen free,
All the bad girls come cheer with me.
Your love's a drug that got me on the run.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.
Andys dying once we finish.
Me:sorry I can't help that I love that song.
Andy:hash tag set me free
I laugh.
Me:well the broken interview is over and I'll see you outcast fuckers later and start missing me in three two and ONE!
Kriss stops and Andy looks at me.
Me:I'll see you next interview right?
Andys Pov
But I can't wait a year to see her.
Me:or maybe I could see you tomorrow at lunch?
Alex:okay. I'll have to see if my dad lets me go but I think he will!
Me:what you said earlier is not true right?
Alex:I'll see you tomorrow.
Me:okay.
She walked away and down the stairs.
C.c: man what did you hear.
Me:she's really broken man. I can't lose her.
C.c.: trust me, I don't want to either.
Me:fuck I'm in love man.
C.c: what about Juliet
Me:who's he?
C.C: your girlfriend of like 3 years.
I grab my phone and text her telling her it's over.
Me:single.
C.c: she was cheating anyways.

Okay! So two new story's! Woow! I love Juliet JUST TO LET YOU NOW SHES MY FUCKING MOM AND IT HURT TO WRITE THAT SHE CHEATED *lays down and cries a little* I'm so sorry mom, I'm so so soooooooooooooo sorry!