BUs
Boy:
I hate to see a girl standing in a bus while I am comfortably seated.
Girl:
So what do you do?
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Boy:
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I close my eyes and sleep ;)
Your's Pickpocketer
i got off the bus, i was shocked that my purse was stolen!
there was nothing in my purse to worry, just 150 rs and one envelope with a letter which i wrote for my mother to say that "i lost my job....., i won't be able to send money this month....."
the letter was in my pocket since one week, coz i was not willing to send it to her that she would feel bad.
anyway that 150 was not a big amount.... but who has no job in this expensive city...... and who has to look his family.... for him....., its like 1500 rs......
After some days, i got a letter from my mother, i was afraid that she wrote for money.....!
but i was shocked to read the letter, - "thank you son! i got the your money 500rs. that you send to me."
i kept thinking who would have send that money to her....!!
some days passed, i again got another letter from my mother
"dear son, i got a letter , it has very small and bad hand writing , but i broke my glass, i can't read it properly so im sending it to you"
i opened the letter , it said -
" i send 500 rs to your mother.... adding 400 rs with your 100 rs.....
after all mother is mother, why should she stay hungry!
anyway, as soon as possible look for a job and look after your mother
your's pickpocketer, "
Moral: no matter what the proffession is! good or bad! the feeling for a mother is always same for everyone. ♥
(it's not really a love story but it's still a short love story for some Mother)
Angel
Boy: Baby I want to tell you something.
Girl: Yes?
Boy: When you go home thank your mom for me.
Girl: okay. But why?
Boy: Because she gave birth to an angel<3
Knife
A lover tried to kill his lady, in anger, with a knife....
But by mistake, the knife cut his own finger and he started bleeding....
Then the lady, soon take out her handkerchief and tied it on the wounded finger....
Break-Ups
Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind, Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)
Boy : Ya She is !! (Boy Thinks in mind, But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)
Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't)
Boy : Sure She is (But she is nothing compared to you)
Girl : Well I Hope, You both last (We never did)
Boy : I Hope you do too ,,,(What Happened to You & Me???)
Girl : Well, I gotta go (Before i start Cry)
Boy : Ya me too (I Hope you don't Cry)
Girl : Bye (I Still Love you & Miss you)
Motorcycle
(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
Green Light
One day God sent 2 Chairs 2 Lovers,
The Specialty of dat Chair was that;
The Person Sitting on It, if says Truth
Then Green Light would Blink
n If Person sitting on It says a Lie;
then Red Light would Blink..!
Girl sat on the Chair;
Boy Asked Her:
"Do U Love Me ??"
Gal:
"Yes.., I Love U.."
(Red Light Blinks)
Boy:
Don't Worry..!
There will b a Mistake done by God..!
I'll ask U again;
& then We will See what Happens..
Boy:
"Do U Love Me ??"
Gal:
"Yess.., I Love U..? !.
(Green Light Blinks)
-Do U know What Happened;
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When d frst Time the Boy asked ??
The Gal actually was not in Love with Him;
She Lied...
But When d Boy Showed
His Lovable Trust n Faith on the Gal;
That d Gal Truly Started Loving d Boy..
Thats Love..?
It can Happen with anyone at anytime;
