Clara:HAPPY NEW YEAR
Nash: it's 9:00
Clara: not in New York
Nash: what's it like in New York
Clara: it depends, like in Manhattan it's crowded and people are mean, on Long Island, it's spread out and people are mean and upstate it's cold and people are mean.
Brooklyn is a whole different level of mean though. Like guns mean.
Nash: so, I'm not going to Brooklyn.
Clara: it's just really bad at night. It's fun in the day!
Nash: what could you possibly do.
Clara: CONEY ISLAND. ITS ON MY BUCKET LIST.
Nash: ok, I'll be sure to take you there on our first date.
Clara: WAIT
Nash: TAHT WAS MY BROTEHR.
Nash: I PROMISE.
Clara: but I'm flattered.
Nash: ok then maybe I'll take you there