Bird House

Phan Is Not On Fire

Brighthouse For da inspiration. And laughs.
                    
Luna's Pov.

I woke up first. Usually I did. If my sister could she sleep all day long. I smelled the air. Smoke? Immediately Lana shot up. And a  scream came from the kitchen. Lana jumped over the couch and sprinted. She flew over the counter window type thing. I was now standing on the couch looking through the counter window. The flame almost touched the ceiling. My eyes widen. Lana shot her arm through the flame without a though. And turn the switch off. The other girl was froze in fear. Lana grabed the pot handle and threw it in the sink. Probably burning herself. Lana grasped a large pot handle and threw it over the burner. Covering the fire. The smoke filled the kitchen and the living room. I was shocked. Oh my god. I almost died today.

"Holy shit holy shit." The girl said. The fire alarms went off.

They screeched.

"Ahh fuck!" Lana yelled. The other girl ran to the window and opened it. I ran off the couch and grabed a random shirt. Fanning off the alarms. Lana and other G started doing it to. Then a loud noise came from up stairs. It was a crash and a loud and large amount of swearing. Then a girl with emo dark blue hair caming running down the stairs.

"What the fuck is going on!" She yells. We all stop fanning and look at her. See looks pissed.

"Were fucked." Lana whispered to us. We nodded a little. The blue haired girl looked at us.

"Are you guys ok?" She asks annoyed.

"Were fine." Other G said.

"Okay um good." She says and walked back up stairs. Other G sighs. Lana sadly smiles and runs to the kitchen to get a stool. She carries it to the fire alarms and doses her fire fighter stuff.

"Omg, I can't believe that happen again. Other G said walking to the kitchen taking the pot off the oven and looking at her burned pancake.
"Again?" I ask.

"Yea, but I think its just this burner." She breathes trying to calm down. Lana got done with her fire fighting stuff and sat at the table with us.

"I need cereal." She said.

"Kay." Other G said making it for her.

I sat at the table and pulled my phone out. I started reading Phan fanfic.

Other G put Lana cereal down and she sat down.

"How come you didn't freaked out when you saw a strange person save yo life?" Lana asked.

"My mom told me about you guys."

"Oh, my name is Lana." Lana said. "And I don't do nicknames"

"My name is Maple."

"You mean Maple like Maple Syrup?" Ask almost laughing. I look up from my fanfic.

"Yea!" Maple laughes.

"Yo my new bitch."Lana said laughing. Maple joined in and soon me to.

"What's your name?" Maple asks me.

"Luna." I say not looking up.

"Luna." She said perfectly the first time.

It was silent for a while. Lana eating cereal, Maple on her phone and me as well.

"What are you guys doin?" Lana asked.

"Reading." I say. "A game." Maple said.

"Oh.. what." She says. Curious cat.

"Phan." I said.

"The flippy flop fuck is that?"

I gasp! Maple looked up from her phone.

"What, I don't know that!" She yells.
"Do you know who Dan and Phil are?" I ask.

"Uh, maybe I don't know." She shrugged.

Maple and I throw Lana on the couch.

~Like a hour later of watching Dan and Phil.~

"People ship these guys, why?" Lana asked.

" Because they obviously love each other." I say. Maple just laughed.

"Kay." Lana said.

"Do you ship it?" Maple asked.

"Well uh yea maybe." Lana said.

For the rest of the day we readed phan fanfic to Lana. And we explained how it was a ship. Like how it was friendship love and shit like that. So today Lana learned what Phan was and saved us from a fire. So yea Phan is not on fire.