Tenma poked Tsurugi.
"Tsurugi. Hey Tsurugi I'm fucking hungry"
Tsurugi was asleep. It was 2:22 in the morning. 222 times three is 666. 666 has three 6's in it. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminatti confirmed.
Tenma poked Tsurugi again.
"Tsurugi holy /fuck/ I'm hungry get your hot sexy ass out of bed"
Tsurugi was still asleep.
Tenma whispered in Tsurugi's ear.
"Hey. Hey Tsurugi I'm hungry for SAKKA"
Tsurugi woke up screaming because of fucking sakka.
"Tenma holy FUCK go shove a soccer ball up your Ass god damn"
Tenma smiled. "No. I'm hungry and if you don't take me out to eat I'm going to take your phone and film shindou's piano playing"
Tsurugi screamed again because he's a little bitch and Kirino would probably be jacking off to Shindou's piano playing. "...Okay, okay cheesus crust what do you want to eat"
"I want to go to eat at Starbucks"
"Tenma. Tenma it's 2 in the morning"
Tenma sighed and grabbed Tsurugi and his wallet and pulled him out of the house. They were still in their boxers because they sleep in their boxers god damn you better not think that they were fucking or anything
They stopped in front of Starbucks. A car honked at them. Tsurugi told them to fuck off.
"Tsurugi. Don't do that."
"Why not Tenma"
"I wrote "honk if you like my ass" on all of your boxers they're honking because they like your ass Tsurugi"
"WHAT THE FuCK!?!???!"
Before Tsurugi could say anything else, Tenma began to open the door to Starbucks. Tsurugi stopped him.
"tenma......" he whispered "Tenma....i'm not white enough for this......"
Tenma slapped him in the face and Tsurugi moaned because He's a Masochist.
"Tsurugi you're literally more fucking pale than a fucking snowdrift covered in white dye and white fucking Crayola crayons get your fucking weak ass inside Starbucks"
Tsurugi blinked. "Well. At least let me go in first."
Tenma sighed like a motherfucker and let Tsurugi go in first
Tsurugi barged in. "WELCOME TO MY FUCK HOUSE aaaaaaAAAaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAaa"
Tsurugi smashed the glass of the display stands and grabbed a cheese danish and drop kicked it at the baristas and used Death Sword.
"DDEEEESSSUUUU SOORRDDDOO" he screamed while using Death Sword.
All the baristas were decimated and now all the Starbucks shit was free oh my god that's hot.
"Oh my god that's hot" said Tenma, staring at Tsurugi's hot sexy ass.
Tsurugi did a perfect impression of the Rihanna wink gif which was really fucking hot.
"That's really fucking hot" said Tenma.
"You wanna see an even bigger death sword baby? ;)" Tsurugi winked again.
Tenma frowned. "No you fuckboy i want my. Fucking starbucks."
"Oh. Oh yeah. Starbucks fucking hit it."
So Tenma grasped the long, warm object between his quivering hands and brought it to his eager mouth, licking and slurping and sucking until a hot, sticky liquid flooded into his mouth. He moaned, satisfied, blushing at the feeling of Tsurugi's breath on his cheek.
He was drinking a venti peppermint mocha at a table while being cuddled by the bluenette.
The end.
