@Leekshake For you.
So one day Blue Moon was in a store with Nameless. Nameless had told him that they needed to go get some things - INCLUDING a new lamp. Blue Moon was so happy. He loved lamps so much, he would get nervous around them. Blue Moon and Nameless were talking, facing each other while doing so. At that moment Blue Moon bumped into the sexiest lamp ever. He noticed it was falling, so he caught it romantically.
"You're coming home with me tonight." Blue Moon began. "I'll make sure this'll be the best day of your life, lampy."
As Blue and Nameless were walking inside their house, Blue ran upstairs to his room. He put the new lamp in front of him and smiled. He loved this lamp so much. The pole part of it was black, the lampshade being white. Blue kissed the lampshade, making that lamp turn on.
"Ohoho~ I think I'll love turning you on tonight~"
And with that, Blue Moon and lamp went places. The end.
~Kazuya The Destiny Ninja Prince
