Everything Throne of Glass and ACOTAR

ToG and ACOTAR sorta talk sorta rant sorta intro

***Note: I WROTE THIS BEFORE I READ ACOMAF! MY OPINIONS ON RHYS AND FEYLIN ARE NOW DIFFERENT***

Okay so I really needed to write a book for ToG and ACOTAR and when I asked someone they said best to put them together (as I did with shadowhunters) so these two stories are together in all their awesomeness

So let's assess life

If you like shadowhunters then READ EVERYTHING SHADOWHUNTERS!!!

Gods I've worked so hard on that and I think it's been almost six months so check it out!

Ya know this was a brilliant way to start

So if you haven't read everything shadowhunter then you wont know that reading this will most likely be a life decision... A very bad life decision

At one point I posted like 3 chapters of everything shadowhunter a day

But this is all about ToG and ACOTAR and I'm so so so obsessed with them at the minute and I just need a place to rant and my fandom's book isn't the right place but I have an ACOTAR and Queen of shadows review on everything fangirl if ya wanna check them out!

Since this is two different series combined I will say if there are spoilers for either series as I know someone people haven't read both

WARNING: if you haven't read queen of shadows I don't recommend reading this just yet, like, read queen of shadows first

I just need to admit something here and now...

I don't like Rhysand

KILL ME NOW!!!

I know there's people who like him and I kinda trust him a little and I understand why he did what he did, but that doesn't make up for what he did!

Also I looooooooooooove Lucian!!!

I mean I really love Lucian!!!

HE'S MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND I LOVE HIM!!!

I'm re reading ACOTAR at the moment and I'm stickynoting my favourite quotes and pages so I have references (and because I wanted to re read) but I'm probably not gonna have enough references so I'm probably gonna end up re re reading in a few weeks...

SHIPS

Alein and Rowan

I actually didn't like Rowan or Aedion at the beginning of heir of fire, but I really love them now!

You know when your listening to music and you tune out and then you tune back in again and it just sounds so beautiful!!!

SHIPS CONTINUED

Tamlin and Feyre!!! I ship it so hard

Aedion and Dorian are my little puppies and I love them and I shall protect them and if anyone hurts them I will hurt you!

I will hurt you Sarah J Maas

Tamlin will hurt you

Alein will hurt you

You hurt Aelins boys and she hurts you

I really want a Manon and Aelin friendship like friendship goals I want them to be friends like I want food right now!

It's 1:15

My dad still isn't asleep

I'm still not asleep

Wow they really thought you were typing while asleep you genius!

Note: I go off topic... A lot

My attention span is like this

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Like this:

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Is a normal persons attention span and I'm like ooh loom at that beautiful black ceiling which I can't see because its so dark!

Oh I was supposed to be writing a review? Well here's some drabble about the bird I just spotted in my garden

You want a decent fanfiction chapter? Well you'll have it wait until I've eaten away half the fridge

A lot of the time I edit it out...

But I mean I could just talk all day about nothing

I mean I have the shortest attention span ever but... Oajg YOH see what I mean

I'm just talking about my attention when I'm meant to be talking about ACOTAR and ToG...

So every second I have to wait for ACOTAR 2 and ToG 5 a puppy dies... Think about that Sarah J Maas! Must think about it!

Your killing the puppies!

YOUR KILLING THE PUPPIES!!!!

WHAT HAPPENS TO MY DORIAN WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

OH MY GODS MY MUSIC JUST STOPPED

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY DORIAN DORIAN IS GOD SO OH MY DORIAN

WHO AM I KIDDING DORIANS AWESOMER THAN GOD!!!

I'm very sorry about that religious people... I am not naming every religion I know...

OH MY DORIAN HAVILLIARD!!!!

thas better!

I think I need to shut up now and write the ONE SHOT IVE BEEN MEANING TO WRITE FOR AGES!!! OH MY DORIAN HAVILLIARD I HAVE NO FOCUS!!!!

OMG I ALMOST SAID BYE WHO AM I!!!

CHAOL WESTFALL RIDING A UNICORN WITH FLOWES IN HIS HAIR AND IM IMAGINING THIS AND OH MY DORIAN IM SO SORRY SNAITY!!!!

sorry about spelling mistakes I don't edit rants because THATS THE POINT!!!

OH MY DORIAN HAVILLIARD IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!