Fucking Nerd (Luke Hemmings child fanfic)

Chapter 1- All About Me.

*NOAH'S POV*
Hi! My name's Noah and my dad is the legend. The miracle. The one. The only. Luke Hemmings.

I make straight A's and I'm the top student in my grade. My uncles are Ashton, Calum and Michael.

Uncle Ashton has two children. A 6 year old named, Bethany. And a 3 month old named, Ty.

Uncle Calum has a 2 year old named, Gabby. Mostly because the name fit her chubbiness.

And Uncle Michael has a 15 year old daughter named-.... Excuse me for a second while I throw myself out of the window.

Alexis.

She criticizes me about any little thing I do. Whether it be right or wrong.

I'm 16 about to be 17 in a week and 3 days. She just turned 15.

I can deal with the rest of the family, but not Alexis.

I mean sure we hang out and stuff but she just makes me feels so bad about everything I do and say.

She always dresses like she's going to a rock show and she wears so many bracelets. Uncle Michael hasn't let her dye her hair completely yet but she has the light blonde highlights onto of her already dirty blonde hair.

She wears these weird necklaces sometimes and she also has the big rose earrings that make it look like she has gauges.

But between you and I, she doesn't.

She's setting the vibe for a "punk rock" look but at home, she wears pineapple footie pajamas.

She doesn't pass any of her classes. She's almost always late to everything. (classes, school events, family gatherings, etc.)

Aunt Sarah, her mom, is always working around the house or working with someone at her office, so Uncle Michael is left to take her places.

Which again, between us, is an aweful idea.

Every time she comes over, she has something new and annoying to talk about. Like the fight that happened at school. Or the new band merchandise that came out.

No one cares about that stuff. No one.

*ALEXIS' POV*
What's up? My name's Alexis and my dad is the only good one in the band 5 seconds of summer. Michael Clifford.

Please everyone stop the applause.

I make straight fail's and I'm the bottom student in my grade. My uncles are Ashton, Calum and Luke.

Uncle Ashton has two children. A 6 year old named, Bethany. And a baby, who knows how old, named, Ty.

Uncle Calum has a 2 year old named, Gabby. Mostly because the name fit her chubbiness.

And Uncle Luke has a 16 year old son named-.... Excuse me for a second while I throw go throw him out of a window.

Noah.

I can't stand him.

He's 16 about to be 17 in a a couple days. I just turned 15 thooooooo HOLLA!!

I can deal with the rest of the family, but not Noah.

I mean sure we hang out and stuff but he's just.... Ew.

He dresses like he's going to a nerd convention.

His blonde hair is always parted to the side and his glasses are the most classic nerdy kind every.

His green eyes are now 4.

Ha.

He always wears clothes like we have a dress code. Which we don't

He wears suspenders.

No one does that.

He owns one nirvana shirt. And he only wears it like once a year. When he wears it, that's the only time I can't actually stand him.

At home, he has matching Spider-Man night clothes.

Like really? You're about to be 17. Get over Spider-Man.

He passes all of his classes and he early to EVERYTHING. And I mean everything.

Hell, he was probably early to his birth.

Luke is always the one to end up taking him places and I know my Uncle Luke loves being late, so it's all on Noah that he's early.

Every time he comes over he talks about the homework or the new glasses lens' he ordered.

No one freaking cares Noah. No one.
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*A/N
So pumped for this story.