is you fucking crazy

bryshere

Hey girl I said talkin on the phone
I got a crush on bryshere girl but I don't know if he my type or not but he think he bout my friend said.

Tashonda girl you like him and he think he better than yo ass

Me well I don't think so I think he's smart intelligent and funny and he $wagger with a dollar $ign on the top.

Tashonda girl I gotta go you Just don't say nethin to him.

Me why not you don't run me!

Tashonda bitch

Me I'm sorry tashonda i was actin like a stupid bitch can you forgive me?

Tashonda girl OK I do but you gotta know when you talk to him but his rap songs are Dope like serious.

I go to asia's house so I need some advice from her she usually has something for me like cookies milk I love Asia but she cussed a bunch of thots and said they bitchs and they feet stank. I love her like a mama though.

Asia. Hey girl what you doin here lookin fine as hell.

Me. Asia I need some advice from you because I'm in love with bryshere

Asia. You talkin bout the boy who play Hakeem

Yea

Girl if you like him you gotta love him like you do you gotta love him because you love him as fuck. But first you gotta grow teeth before you can eat gooder than motherfucking food!

OK I will do what you say

Girl I'm comin wit you so you won't mess this shit up because I want a son in law bitch real talkin damn rawr bitch now come the fuck on!

Ok damn why you gotta be so fuckin mean.

Bryshere. Hi Asia what you doin here

Oh nethin Just wondering if wanted to go out wit my homegirl 100% bitch

Bryshere. Ok where is she right here come the fuck on!

Me. Hi I like you really bad

Bryshere. Really I like you too

I screamed at the top of my lungs and asia oh asia she was happy as hell that I got a boyfriend or friend whatever we are.

So you got plans

No I'm wit asia

Ok cool so where do I pick you up at?

Pick me up what the what the fuck!

I thought you were smart

I am $mart damn always bitchin

Oh who you callin a bitch first of all asia said

Ok I'm sorry

How bout dinner a fancy dinner

Ok asia

Oh and I want her home at 1 ok

Ok say no more