Fight me? (RusAme one shot)

Fight me

          I wake up to yet another day in the hospital, what fun. I sit up slowly do to the fact if I move too fast I loose my breathe and when you have a collapsed lung its not very fun for that to happen. I really wish I was never in a car accident. I look to my left and see that my brother, Mattie had left. To get food or to go home? Probably to go home, they don't have pancakes here.

 As I look around my room for something to do I see my phone and pick it up. I quickly scroll through Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumbler. My feed is really slow on all of them and the internet sucks here so I put my phone back down. 

"what to do..." I mumble to myself as I pick up my pillow hugging it. 

Then suddenly I had the best idea in the place yet, make a pillow fort! I grabbed all the pillows I had and started making it until it collapsed on top of me. 

"I guess I'm making a pillow mountain instead..." I said under the pillows.

I just lie under the mountain of pillows until I hear the door open and someone walk over to my bed.

"who is it.." I kinda yelled since I figured it would be muffled under the pillows

"Just the nurse, Mr. Jones. I need vitals." "Fight me" I said from the mountain of pillows but he just moved my pillows aside 

"maybe later" He chuckled and left the room

~Le time skip brought to you by pancakes, they're none at this hospital~

so my nurse came back in and I tried to tell him to fight me but here's what happened:

"Fight m-" I started coughing and I couldn't breathed, he smiled

"I'm not going to because I know you would win." he said as doctors came in

~Last time skip, which is brought to you by america's love for burgers~

So I guess I must have seduced him with my drool and horrible lung because he wrote his number on a coffee from the gift shop under "fight me?"

"oh wow that's really funny" Mattie chuckled "That's really how you and Ivan met?"

"Yep" I smiled "That's why I kinda don't mind that I got in that car accident"