Never be rude to
anyone.
An American tourist asked a boat
guy in Zanzibar, Do you know
Biology, Psychology, Geography,
Geology and Criminology?
The boat guy said "no l don't know
any of these".
The tourist then said "What the
hell do you know on the face of
this earth, You will die of
illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing, after a
while the boat developed a fault
and started sinking. The boatman
then asked the tourist, "Do you
know Swimology and Escapology
from Crocodilogy?".
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well today
you will Drownology and
Crocodilogy will eat your Assology.
I will not Helpology and you will
Dieology because of your
Badmouthology."
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