A weird love story

What are you

Next day

Tiffany
I woke up in someone's bed. I heard If you seek Amy by Britney Spears coming from outside the room. I said the fuck? I had a pounding headache. There was ibuprofen and water on the nightstand. I took some and looked around the room. I saw a picture of Molly and Tatum on the wall. I said Tatum? I got up and walked out. I saw a shirtless Molly cooking in the kitchen. He was singing along to the music. I pulled my phone out and started recording.

I've seen her once or twice before, she knows my face
But it's hard to see with all the people standin' in the way, oh

... Oh, oh
Tell me, have you seen her?
'Cause I'm so, oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just wanna go to the party she gon' go
Can somebody take me home?
Ha, ha, he, he, ha, ha, ho

... Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy

Molly turned around and screamed FUCK! Tiffany you scared me. I laughed. Molly said are you recording me. I said maybe. Molly smiled and said stop it. I stopped recording and said that's my new favorite video. Molly said oh really? I said yeah. But what am I doing here? Did we have sex? Molly said I didn't know where you lived and I don't have sex with people when we're both drunk. Which we both were last night. So no we didn't have sex. I know you're not into me like that. So I let you take my bed and I slept on the couch. I said did you drive us here? Molly said god no! Dom drove us back here. I found you passed out in Natalie's bathtub. Never found someone passed out drunk in a bathtub before. So thanks for that experience. I made pancakes. I hope you like them a friend back home taught me how to make them. He gave me a fork and syrup. I took a bite and said so we didn't have sex? Why am I in your shirt? Molly said well your clothes were also covered in alcohol and vomit and I didn't want that on my white bedding. Don't worry, I didn't touch you inappropriately or assault you. But I have some spare clothes you can wear. They're in the spare. They're a women's medium. I said you got a secret wife or something? Molly laughed and said god no, I told you I'm a whore. They're Natalie's when she stays the night. I'm sure she wouldn't mind letting you borrow them. I said thank you. Molly said so what made you get black out? I said I haven't drank in a while and I wanted to have fun. I do have a question for you though. Molly said what's up? I said so are you and Blake a thing. Molly said no! We've had sex but that's it. I choked on my pancake and said when? Molly said Blake's my occasional hookup. If I'm horny I just hit her up and she's always down. But she didn't come over last night. We just made out at Natalie's party. I said so you and Blake are just friends with benefits? Molly said that's all I do, unless you change your mind. I thought to myself tell him you like him Jess. I laughed and said maybe eventually. Molly said well I'm just whoring around until you give me a chance. I laughed. Molly said the pancakes good? I said they're amazing, thank you. Molly said you're welcome. Can I get you anything to drink? I said no thank you. Molly said well I'm gonna go shower, you can join me if you want. I laughed and said go shower. Molly said okay, the invite is permanent though. He went upstairs. I'm actually tempted to take him up on the offer.

5 minutes later
I said fuck it! I walked upstairs to the bathroom. I opened the door and took off my clothes. I opened the shower curtain. It wasn't Molly in the shower. I screamed and grabbed a towel. I wrapped it around myself and ran to Molly's room. I screamed MOLLY! THERES SOMEONE IN YOUR SHOWER! I locked the door. I started getting dressed. Molly knocked on the door and said Tiff, open the door. I opened the door. It was the purple creature. I screamed GET AWAY FROM ME! MOLLY! The creature turned into Molly. I said what the fuck Molly?! Molly said I'm not dangerous. I screamed MOVE IT FREAK! I ran out of his house and down the road. I called an uber and went home....