Clash of the Clans (a Naruto Fanfiction)

What about the Reindeer?!

Chapter 1

Now let's get back to the fight, shall we?

Blood trickling in a thin, crimson stream came from Cheiko's mouth. Damn, I have to finish this, and quickl- The young kunoichi's thoughts were cut off as she was slammed on the rocky floor by her dark haired adversary.

"Give up get?" rang his condescending tone as their teammate, Kazou Rin, tried to break up the particularly intense fight that Shokan, Cheiko and Fukushu, Sadao were having.

"The day that I lose to you will be the day that I die." she said, not able to hide her fierce determination that she had to win this battle.

"You're all bark and no bite," Sadao sighed,"I'm starting to get tired. Pick up the pace or I'll fall asleep altogether." His body betrayed him and he started to pant lightly.

Chieko breathed out in frustration and tried to formulate a plan to help her gain the upper hand. Finally, she had an epiphany, and started to put her plan into action

With a poker face, she pulled a stick of dango out from thin air and watched as her lanky teammate gained sparkly anime eyes and started to drool. She pulled out a fan out the air too and started to wave the smell of the dango over to the boy.

Sadao tried to hide the sound of his growling belly and protested, "Hey, that's cheating!"

Chieko mustered up the meager amount of persuasion that she had in her awkward self (awkward turtle ^^) and said in her most persuasive voice, "If you give up, I'll give you this delicious stick of dango~"

Sadao thought about her offer, the more he thought about it, the more he became convinced that he should take the dango. He was hungry, and starting to get tired........

But before Sadao could take that offer, a commanding tone rang out and stopped him and Chieko in their tracks, "Stop!"

Both genin stopped and turned to their right to see the fifth Shikage, and their teammate Kazou, Rin. While the rivals were fighting, scratch that, bribing each other, he had rushed off to fetch their sensei--and Shikage to stop this conflict.

He developed an anger mark and bonked both Genin on the head with his fists, "I am so tired of you brats always fighting! Not only do you always wake me up from my naps. But you don't have teamwork!"

The genin frantically looked around, Chieko

"Sensei, we apologize deep-"

"This is already the fifth time that you have been fighting this week!" exclaimed their sensei. " Now follow me, we will discuss this conflict in my office." The now exasperated Shikage sighed.

"Hai sensei."

***In the Shikage's office

The fifth Shikage sighed and layed his clasped hands on his desk.

"Now tell me, my students, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING!?"

"Seriously, old man, why are you yelling? There's nothing to yell about.." Sadao said lazily.

The chunin and jonin that were in the room all had anger marks and started to yell at the genin for disrespecting their Shikage. However, there was one jonin in particular that didn't have an anger mark, but a sweatdrop.

Cheiko noticed this calm, red headed jonin and looked at Rin........then sighed. Rin was asleep in his chair, with a huge snot-bubble that was about the size of a young child.

She then proceeded to pop the bubble, startling the green haired genin awake. Rin sat up straight, gave a closed eyed smile, and like nothing happend, asked Chieko, "Ah, konnichiwa Chieko-chan. Will you be as so kind as to inform me of what has happened since we have entered this room?"