Salem_Hetalia dares: Tell your counterpart that Santa isn't real.
Thurston: Uh... Okay...
~Meanwhile At Finland's house~
Tino(Finland): *decorating house*
Thurston: *knocks on door*
Tino: *opens it* Oh! Hei, Thurston! What brings you here?
Thurston: Santa isn't real.
Tino: *grabs him and drags him to a shed in the backyard*
Thurston: What the fuck!?
Tino: *opens door to reveal Santa's sleigh and workshop* I'm Santa, so you can't tell me he isn't real~!
Thurston: *turns around* Fuck this shit. *leaves*
~Back At Thurston's house~
Thurston: Fuck you, whatever your name is...