Demigod Facebook Chats

A Conversation Between Percy + Rachel

Rachel: 8-]

Percy: um

Rachel: AM STALKING YOU

Percy: why...?

Rachel: very bored, much creepy

Rachel: Watcha doin?

Percy: nothing

Rachel: Nothing?

Rachel: You are a demigod with ADHD. You are not doing nothing.

Percy: good point

Percy: I'm listening to music and playing video games and stuff

Rachel: What game?

Percy: Monster Hunter, duh

Rachel: What kinda music?

Percy: Uhhh...

Rachel: It's 5SOS, isn't it

Percy: DON'T TELL ANYBODY

Rachel: lolol fine

Rachel: BUT CAN I JOIN

Percy: No

Rachel: Yay! I'll be right over! I want blue cookies!

Tyson: DID SUMBODDY SAY BLEU COOKYS?!

Percy: No

Grover: I want blue cookies!!!

Annabeth: Ooh, with the chocolate chunks, like your mom makes whenever I come over

Tyson: COOKYZ

Rachel: Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!

Percy: ...

Everyone: COOKYZZZ

Percy: Hades...

Hades: Boi, did I SAY you could say my name?!

Percy: Fine, you can all come over for my mom's famous blue cookies

Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nico: They're not that great, don't know what everyone's raving about...

Will: COOKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Annabeth: Nico is a party plooper

Rachel: lolz

Iris: I WANT COOKIES

Iris: But why must they be blue? That's so boring... LET'S MAKE RAINBOW COOKIES

Tyson: RAINBOW :D

Rainbow: Nyeh!

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

Iris: what?

Annabeth: You want to change the blue cookies.

Grover: Not cool, man. Not cool.

Iris: Whassa beeg deeul?

Fandom: ...

Percy: You are not invited to my cookie party.

Leo: ^^^ best sentence of 2015

Nico: No, it's not, lamearse

Leo: NICO IS A PARTY PLOOPER

Nico: *unleashes the wrath of the Underworld upon you*

Leo:

Leo: Point taken

Leo Valdez has left the conversation

Rachel: What were we talking about again?

Percy: Boredom, cookies, and Iris's eternal banishment

Magnus: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

Annabeth: hai, cuz

Magnus: Cuz?

Annabeth: You know, cousin

Magnus: Um

Magnus: Who are you?

Percy: Different Magnus, Annaberf

Magnus: BOOYEAH *glitter dance*

Annabeth: Different Magnus... what...?

Annabeth: WHO ARE YOU

Iris: My fyooture husband *drool*

Magnus: BOOYEAH *glitter llamas*

Magnus Bane has left the conversation

Grover: This conversation has officially become weird.

Grover: Peas!