Jstarr: hey guys!!
Cartman: why the f**k am I here?!
Kyle: stop being a douche fat boy.
Cartman: AYEE I'm not fat I'm BIG BONED!!
Jstarr: Enough Jesus Christ, Now back to what I was saying hey guys-
Cartman: AYE! Don't interrupt me you dumb JEWS, why am I here
Goth kid 1: I honestly don't understand why I'm here either.
Stan: yeah why the hell is the goth kid here he isn't even mainly in the show that much!
Jstarr: ugh, guys I'm trying to introduce everyone--
Kenny: TO DEEZ NUTZ (mumbles)
Cartman: HA KENNY SAID- OMG KENNY SAID HE SAIDDDD IT DTFL
KENNY: AHHA HAHA HAHA HAHA CANT...STOP....LAUGHING.. (Kenny mumbles then faints)
Kyle: OMG... They killed Kenny!
Stan: No dude he just fainted
Jstarr: EVERYONE STFU PLEASE IM TRYIN TO TALK TO THE READERS!
Cartman: Alright alright let's stop talking.
Jstarr: alright hey readers ask any South Park character a question or you can ask the whole South Park gang!
Kyle: And you can ask me HOW HARD IT IS TO BE IN THE SAME SHOW AS CARTMAN!
Cartman: AYE! I don't needa be disrespected like this. SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME!
Kyle: good fatass.
Jstarr: WAIT- never mind forget it just leave your questions in the comments!
Kyle: bye guys!
Stan: bye everyone!
Kenny: bye all the beautiful girls reading this!
Jstarr: Kenny stop all that flirting!
Kenny: AND DONT FORGET TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT OUR STORY!
