Ilovemlp1230 Dares...

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Jstarr: Hey guys welcome back!!!! We have actually 3 Dares today so let's get right to it.

Ilovemlp1230: Hey.. I dare Kyle to say who he has a crush on!

Kyle: Well actually I don't exactly have a crush on anyone at the moment.

Wendy: Really...?

Kyle: Uh uh yeah.

Wendy: Mhmhm I'm sure you don't. *giggles*

Kyle: I-I don't really.

Stan: Oohhoh.... Kyle is hiding something!!

Cartman: Oh you stupid Jew just spill it.

Kyle: Noo-o-o because I-I don't like anyone.

Butters: But-t I thought you said you liked that girl that we saw at the store last week I forgot name it was Ronnie...Ritta--

Kyle: Butters shut up dude.

Jstarr: Kyle you could've told us like we don't even know who that girl is..

Wendy: I do *giggles* she's my cousin and her names Roella.

Stan: *thinks* that sure is a weird name.

Cartman: *thinks* "Sheesh with a name like that she better look cute*

Butters *makes cricket noises*

Jstarr: Umm.. Okay so next question.

Ilovemlp1230: Okay... So I dare cartman to watch MLP and Kyle should tie him up so he won't escape.

Cartman: What the heck is a MLP??

Jstarr: It's my little pony duh!

Goth #1: Ughh.. So stupid and girly.

Stan: Haha you have to MLP!!

Cartman: Shut your pie hole idiot.

Jstarr: Let's get to it. Cartman come over here and sit in this chair.

Cartman: *walks over and sits in chair*

Kyle: *Grabs rope and ties it around Cartman and chair*

*Turns on TV*

*My little pony theme song comes on*

Cartman: ughhh... I can't do this!!!!!

*30mins later*

Jstarr: Cartman get up... How'd we all fall asleep.

Cartman: Because it was so boring duh.

Kyle: *Stretches* Actually me and Kyle and Kenny stayed up the rest of you guys fell asleep.

Kenny: *mumbles* This is my favorite show actually.

Kyle: Same!

Cartman: Ugh.. Sissys.

Jstarr: okay okay... Last question.

Ilovemlp1230: I dare Kenny to tie two people he ships in the room together and leave them tied up for a day!

Kenny: *mumbles* Umm.. I want Butters and Wendy!

Stan: Hell no dude that's my girl!

Kenny *mumbles* hey hey it's a dare so yeah and I think they make a good couple sorry dude.

Stan: Wow man that's down right low!

*butters and Wendy sit beside each other as Kenny ties them up*

Butters: Well I don't care d-d don't worry Stan I won't try nothing *wink*.

Stan: *rolls eyes*

Jstarr: Well thanks for the dares today that's a wrap please stay tuned for the next chapter and please keep sending dares and questions thanks.

South Park gang: P E A C E!!

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