PJ Liguori (KickThePj) x Reader. REQUESTS CLOSED

KickThePj X Natalie. (Reader Request).

Requested by: becky_barnes
A/n: I'm terribly sorry about how long it took me to write this, becky_barnes. Please enjoy it!

"Hey, Natalie?" You hear PJ call from the bedroom. You're in the living room, surfing Tumblr and partially listening to the news that's playing on the television.
"Yeah, Peej?" You call back.
"Could you come help me, my sweet pea?" PJ asks. You narrow your eyes. He only calls you 'sweet pea' when he wants your help doing something. You close your laptop and slowly make your way to the bedroom, not knowing what to expect upon entering. With PJ, there's no telling what he wants help with. It could be something simple or something artsy, like helping with a craft he's doing for a video.
You push open the door that was slightly ajar and find PJ sitting on the bed with a makeup kit in front of him. You cock an eyebrow at him and he grins sheepishly.
"You want me to help you with your makeup?" You ask, scowling.
"Precisely," PJ says, giving a big nod of his curly head.
"Hmm....I haven't put makeup on someone else since Dan and Phil wanted me to do it to them for that one video a few years ago."
"No, I don't want that kind of makeup." PJ says quickly while shaking his head and holding up one of his long fingers. "I'm doing another 'Crazy Character' sketch and I wanted you to help me with my makeup. You do such a wonderful job on yours, that I knew you'd do a wonderful job on mine."
He smiles at you, his green eyes shining brightly with admiration and love.
"Fine," You say with a sigh as you go over and sit in front of him on the bed. "Which character are we doing?"
"My strange chef," PJ replies, smirking.
"Well, that one is easy enough." You say as you start getting the brushes and required makeup out.
"Wait a second before we start," PJ says suddenly.
"Why?" You ask. He places both of his warm hands on either side of your face and pulls you close, planting his lips gently against yours.
"Because that's why," PJ murmurs against your lips before letting you go and winking at you. You smile and feel your cheeks heat slightly. Even after you and PJ have been together for almost ten years, you still get butterflies occasionally when you are around him and he still manages to make you blush when he says or does something incredibly sweet.
"Okay," He says, taking a deep breath as he closes his eyes. "I'm ready for my makeover, Mrs. Liguori."
You laugh and kiss him on the end of his nose before picking up a makeup brush and getting to work on his makeup.
"What will be the plot of this video?" You ask PJ.
"It's a surprise," PJ says, smirking again. "But I will tell you that you're going to be starring in it. "
"What?" You ask, almost dropping the makeup brush. PJ opens his eyes and looks at you, a crease of worry forming between his eyebrows.
"You don't want to?" He asks quietly, looking almost hurt.
"No! I'd love to star in your video." You say quickly. "You just caught me by surprise."
"Oh, sorry." PJ says and lets out a sigh of relief. "Phew! I'm glad that you do want to star in it. I think we'll have loads of fun doing it together. I want you to star in more of my videos than what you do. You're my beautiful wife and we've been together eight years and you've only been in two of my videos, one being when we announced we were dating and the other when we announced we were married. So I really want you to start helping me more with my work."
"I don't know, Peej." You say hesitantly as you go back to doing his makeup. "I just don't want to mess anything up or ruin your work."
"Darling, don't say that." PJ says, grabbing your shoulders and squeezing gently. "You won't mess up anything and you won't ruin my work."
He leans forward and kisses you again, leaving a bit of white face paint on your chin and nose. You laugh and then he smiles, getting crinkles around his eyes.

*A little while later*
Third person POV.

Music is thumping and people are dancing. Natalie is walking around the apartment, making sure everyone is having a good time, and PJ is chatting with an "old friend". Natalie glances over at PJ after refilling her cup and sees that he doesn't look too happy with the person he's talking to. She frowns, noticing that the guy he's talking to is dressed in a chef uniform, including the chef hat. She makes her way over, smiling cheerfully at everyone she passes until she reaches PJ.
"--just go away!" She catches PJ saying venomously. "Go back to wherever you came from!"
"PJ?" Natalie asks, placing her hand on his arm. He jumps and inhales sharply.
"Oh God," He mumbles. "Natalie--"
"Well hello there," The guy in the chef suit says, turning his attention to Natalie. Natalie stares at him, trying to figure out why he has white powdery stuff all over his face.
"PJ, who is this?" Natalie asks, looking at PJ for an answer.
"I'm here to fulfill all your wildest dreams," The chef says and then chuckles. "You wanna bust this joint and go someplace that's quieter?"
"That's my wife you're talking to," PJ says, pulling Natalie closer to his side.
"Your wife?" Chef snorts. "You mean someone actually married your ugly face?"
PJ frowns and then says, "Look, man, just leave. I'm tired of you just popping up out of nowhere with your weird accent. And you smell like--like, peas or something and I just want you to leave."
"Peas? I'll have you know that what you're smelling is the best aftershave anyone can buy." Chef says, offended. Natalie looks back and forth between PJ and the other man, confused.
"PJ, what's going on?" Natalie asks, pulling away from PJ.
"Darling, just go back to the party and I'll deal with this git myself," PJ says quietly, nudging Natalie back towards the crowd.
"Git? Who you calling a git?" Chef exclaims, becoming highly offended. "I've half a mind to leave."
"Good, please do!" PJ replies. Chef and PJ glower at each other and Natalie watches nervously. Suddenly Chef throws a punch at PJ and a fight breaks out. The music stops and everyone who was enjoying themselves quickly starts chanting, "Fight!" like they're back in school again.
"PJ, stop it!" Natalie yells, trying to grab PJ's arm to pull him away from Chef. She gets knocked backward in the process, thankfully getting caught by a nearby party goer. Suddenly a cloud of smoke and light fills the room and when it all clears away Chef has disappeared; in his place is a cucumber. Natalie runs to PJ, flinging her arms around his neck as he envelopes her in a hug, his lip split and nose bloody.
"We won't have to worry about him again," PJ says, breathless.

*Back to Second Person POV*

"And cut!" Sophie says from behind the camera. "That was amazing you two."
You grin, looking up at PJ to see that he too looks very happy with the filming. All that's left to do now is edit it and then post it on YouTube, something that will take a little while but not too long. While Sophie and the rest of PJ's crew begin to clear up PJ takes you to the side and brings you in for a kiss.
"You did wonderful, my darling." PJ whispers close to your ear. "And I think that there will be loads more videos you'll be starring in with me."
He leans back and winks at you before kissing you on the bridge of your nose.
"Come on, let's get you cleaned up." You say, laughing as you lead PJ to the bathroom.