The Good, The Bad, and The Bullied

Welcome To Hell

We got out of the car and began to walk. We came across a sign that said there was a gas station in 4 miles. We started to get mad and eventually decided to walk back to the house. We got back and there was someone in the house. We didn't recognize them at all.

They were wearing all black and had a bag. They turned around and pointed a gun at all of us. Sarah, Dan, and Brendon ran out of the house screaming. Sarah called 911. I could hear her from the house. But then the burglar shot his gun. *gun shot sound* BOOM.

*Jakes POV*

Am I dead? I was wearing the clothes I had on except I was in a different room. I hear footsteps coming towards me. I want to hide but everything is white.

"Welcome to hell" is all I heard and then I saw a man with a black suit on and red hair. He came up to me and said "come with me. Would you like a hand?" Uh sure thank you sir. "This is my office. Now do you know why your here, mr. Royer?" Well I guess cause I killed something's wanted to kill myself. "Well yeah I'd want to kill my parents if they had the middle name Royer." Wait a second, we're is all the brimstone and fire. Why am I not suffering for eternity, or being tortured as we speak?! "Gee kid don't sound so desperate. You see in in the proses of having hell renovated. Everyone is off the hook for now. The only one suffering is me! Would you look at this place. It's a freaking mess. The lawyers and the gluttons are in the middle of what looks like a turf war." The murderers or the network executives? "Either!!" So what's gonna happen? "What's going to happen is I'm going to make you an offering." Oh so you mean like a dean with the dev- " I mean like a job offering. Oh come on Royer I already have your soul you think I'm gonna challenge you to a fiddling contest? Anyway the point is kiddo you remind me of myself when I was younger." Yourself? But your- "mefastofallies, call me mefastofallies." Okay well as long as we're being all buddy buddy about it you can call me jake. "Alright Royer, Jake it is. Alright let me just pull up your file. So tell me Jake how did you get into the whole killing things idea?" Well uh, it's kinda personal. "I won't tell a soul." Well I mean it's- it's a long story. "I've got an eternity." Do you ever intend to stop replying with clever puns? "When this place freezes over." "Ah I found it your file. Now this demo nary position I'm about to offer you is kind of a big deal. You will be assigned to a human counterpart now you will have to haunt, torment and pester them and be a general nucensse to this human until he you know punches his own ticket." So you mean I get to kill people!!? "Well not exactly. You get to help people kill themselves and other people." Hmmm what if I decline your offer? "You won't." Well I can't argue with that. "Your first assignment is in this envelope you work Monday to Friday 9 to 5 nod you get weekends off." I opened the envelope and who's face did I see? I saw Reece Howards face. In a way I was happy but also I was burning on the inside.

*next day*

Okay it's Monday and I'm at Reece's bus stop. Man, I wonder if she can see me. The bus is here and she is listening to music. She keeps looking at me oddly. What do I do now?