I sit on her shoulder as she turns on her laptop. It rings as the desktop comes on. I stay still as she starts researching about some country in Europe.
"What about YouTube? What about Twitter?" I whisper in her ear.
"I shouldn't. I need to work on my project," she whispers back.
I sigh, "You have plenty of time for your project!" I yell.
She hesitantly checks twitter. She goes on YouTube then gets lost in all the videos. Hours later, she's completely forgotten about her project that costs half her grade.
I grow stronger the more she forgets. I have control over her now. I smile in victory.
The next day, she comes back, and she tries to get work done again.
"Go away! I need to do this!" she yells.
"When you do that, you hurt me. Please, don't hurt me," I say helplessly. She gives in again.
She is a weak girl. People like her help me become strong.
About a week before her project is due I'll let her work. By then, she'll have to rush.
The next day she's back.
"You should know by now, weak little girl, you won't get anything done," I tell her.
"Leave me alone! I don't care if I hurt you! The project is due in a week and I only have about three things done! Just leave me alone!" she screams.
"I'll leave you alone for now, but you are weak! I will be back! I always come back," I scream as I poof off her shoulder.
Now you may be wondering what that was. You see, I love to be evil. It's so much more fun than being... good. When you're evil you get to do anything. When you're good you can only do certain things. I love to mess with people, to distract them. Their distractions make me stronger, so soon they are being controlled without me knowing! But that last girl was a mistake. I shouldn't have tried to control her. She was weak, but too strong for me to control, right now.
Are you still wondering who I am? Or have you finally figured it out?
You're still guessing? Wow, humans are slow.
I'm Procrastination! I'm the one who keeps people from doing their work by getting them distracted. I'm the one who suggests you do something you like instead of doing something you have to. I'm not all evil, like most people believe. The more you follow what I do, the more easily I can control you. And the less work for me, the better. I also have a bit of a temper when things don't go my way. I got in a fight with Anger... and I... lost.
I love to mess with the different things like, Love, Anger, Pride, even Chaos. They hate me when I do that, and they give me the downsides of them. I haven't always had a short temper, only for a century or two. And it was only after Anger made Chaos kill what I loved. Love wouldn't let me love another, so I started a foolish fight with Anger, that I wasn't anywhere near ready for. Love can be so stubborn and mean sometimes. She can give humans more than one love, but when Chaos kills mine because of something I did to Anger, it's too bad!
I'm sorry, I'm rambling on, aren't I. I'll just say what happened.
About three centuries ago, I was messing with Anger. Apparently, I did something to his love and got her hurt and in trouble. So he got angry, of course, and thought it'd be good to tell Chaos to hurt my love! Chaos killed my love. I still haven't forgiven him yet. I went to Love to see if she could do anything for me, but she pretty much told me, 'sorry about you luck'. Outraged I went to Anger. When I confronted him, he told me about how I got his love in trouble. He said he didn't mean for Chaos to kill my love, just to get him in trouble.
I fell in love with one of the people that I was going to manipulated, but he was so amazing, just perfect. His name was Jake. I loved him with all my heart, but Love has always been cruel. Jake never knew who I was. I never had the courage to show myself to him. Most people wouldn't like two guys together, so I just stayed in the shadows. He was everything I wanted to be, everything I wasn't. Yet Love she is a cruel, laughing girl.
Anyway, that's me. Procrastination. I can be a bit prideful because I had a little encounter with Pride but that was a long time ago, but I don't want to get into that. I'm evil when I want and I can be good! I've saved tons of people by using my charm.
(Very sorry if the ending sucked. I always need help on ending things)
