CHAPTER 1
It was a nice winter day, it was a bit cold but very comfortable. I realised today right before first period that i was about to live something amazing, fantastic, incredible. The moment i walked in my class I heard ''Hey nerd how is the maths?'', that was not the fantastic part... But i did answer back telling George (the bully, although his name is pretty lame it self) I would not be talking cause when ill be the CEO of a company and you will need a job i'd be glad to help. although i would put you as Garbage Boy.
The next half of the day was pretty good. During lunch i finally didn't get my lunch thrown all over the dirty lunchroom floor. And i seen this beautiful young sixteen year old babe. She turned around and said that i was a Clump nugget, what the hell is a Clump nugget? I said thank and moved on to being forever alone.
Finally, it was last period. My favorite subject, Math. I love math, it's the best thing in the world besides smoking hot chicks which i never get. Everyday i keep telling myself that Women dig math, I was wrong. Apparently girls of the 21th century like Jocks and abs. I do know this one girl in my class who likes me, Michelle Debrain. Trust me, I do not like her! She has green braces, long dirty crispy hair, Chubby and the all time worst, a cricked nose.
The bell rang and i got my stuff. I was late for my bus because somebody on the stairs pushed my books onto the floor, you know, the usual. I arrived home just to find my Mom and Dad in front of my house and waving to me. One of the kids in my bus gave the middle finger to my parents. I was so embarrassed.
CHAPTER 2
As i thought things could not get any worse, They did. I was on facebook chatting with my only friend(Grand-mother) when somebody posted a status saying ''Does anyone know a dorky clump nugget called Alex? Anyway today he tried to touch me with his dirty nerd hands.'' What in the world, I would never do such a thing. Mainly because i am scared to do so. Somebody comment saying ''I know right, Michelle + Alex sitting in a tree, S T U D Y I N G. I was offended to be paired up with such a gross creature although i was not the best looking myself. Well, I guess my life is officially over. But then my mom came in the room and told me that there was macaroni and cheese on the table, I was so excited! so after eating my wonderful cheesy heaven I decide to take a walk in my little town of Dam Chicky. I'm telling you, the person who fonded this town is a total retard.
Anyway, I was walking and i heard a little cry for help. I ran as fast as i could to find a little beagle tied up to a tree. He did not have a collar so I broke the rope and took him home. While i was walking home, something amazing happened! A girl, a beautiful girl looked at me. Not at the dog, AT ME!!! maybe she is desperate but i highly doubt that she would be wanting a 16 year old to have any realationship with her, so i checked that off my list.
But i cant stop thinking about her beautiful face. I know, I seem like a retard. But trust me, if you were the social outcast you would do the same. Anyway, back to the poor dog. My mom did not seem to excited about the fact of having a little puppy dog because it might poop on the furniture. My dad on the other hand was very excited. I guess he just wanted me to have a living friend besides my laptop. So he slept in my room and was very good and even seemed a little happy.
CHAPTER 3
Back in school, I cant stop thinking about that beautiful girl that saw me while i was saving the beagle. I wonder if she lives near by. Anyway, while in gym, i got a amazing idea.I was going to put my CV for a video game testing job which pays 24$ an hour and I would be working for 6 hours a day for 3 days which would make me 432$ a week, I know I'm a geek. While I was thinking about the juicy details about my job I got hit in the face with a soccer ball. My glasses fell and broke. Great, just great. My parents will be so mad because these are the fifth glasses I've broken in a week.
