1d group chat

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louis: what the fuck

liam: why are we in a group chat

zayn: why am i included???

niall: hahahha this is so cool

harry: can u guys chill your nuts out i just wanted to make a group chat

louis: why don't you make one with your friends

zayn: damn lou

louis: don't fucking talk to me

harry: LANGUAGE

liam: yeah why is zayn here?

louis: fuck you harry

harry: you already did

louis: .

niall: HAHAHAHAHAHA

liam: niall quiet down we can hear you all the way from the front of the tour bus

zayn: obviously not me

louis: get over your self

zayn: why don't you hop off harrys dick

harry: i just wanted a group chat :(

louis: why don't you hop off liams !

liam: um sophia lou

louis: you know the bitch got nothing payno

harry: just a happy group chat :(

zayn: sorry can't hear you over harrys dick in your mouth

niall: THATS A WHAMMY

harry: are you saying im big?

louis: sorry that your head is to far up naughty boys ass, it must be slippery from grease

harry: if so am i a king size?? ;)

niall: can someone pass me a cookie

harry: don't act gay now niall

niall: well i am pretty happy

zayn: at least im going solo with my owns songs and my own money!

louis: bitch you went to selling out stadiums to sound cloud how the fuck is that good

liam: hahah, sound cloud. texting that to sophia

zayn: what the fuck li

liam: what i can't be friends with the girl at least??

harry: this group chat was supposed to happy with flowers and kittens :(

louis: niall why are you with camila

liam: ^

niall: she stopped by

liam: well we got a photo shoot in a few so get camel out of the building!!

harry: camel

louis: camel

zayn: gotta blast

louis: get out zayn

harry: how's her humps?? ;)

niall: how am i supposed to tell her to leave

louis: ill come over there to talk to her ass

harry: YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO NO ASSES EXCEPT MINE

zayn: well doesn't that make sense for briana

liam: i was supposed to be daddy :(

niall: i just told her we had a photo shoot where are you guys

liam: somewhere not in camels vagina

louis: camel

liam: FUCKING AUTO CORRECT

harry: i see you gotta zayn

zayn: offensive

louis: get used to it bitch