Nogla: you can tickle my tree trunk
Vanoss: nogla..
Nogla: hmm? Wanna touch my tree trunk?
Moo: shut up
Nogla: yo shut up moo! I'm trying to seduce a young boy! Shut up!
Nogla: so do you? You wanna.. see me grow very slowly?
Vanoss: you look like you are the tree. It looks like a tree with arms!
Nogla: no, they're my branches. Feel free to touch them
Vanoss: ohh god..
Nogla: they're nice little branches
Vanoss: hold on, pause, pause.
Nogla: yeah?
Vanoss: you're role playing a pedophile.. try to pretend that he's a tree so little boy could touch his trunk
Nogla: yes, y-you just wanna hug the tree-Ohh! Wait..
Nogla: see? I'm a tree
Vanoss: uhh.. sir..
Nogla: give the tree a hug evan. Peek a boo, peek a boo, pikachu, pikachu-
Vanoss: alright well, you're under arrest!
Nogla: w-what? What did I do?!
Vanoss: for being a pedophile!
Nogla: NO! NO!
Vanoss: you're under arrest, I'm an under cover cop!
Nogla: no!! How could I been mistaken a little kid over a cop? *gots shoot*
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cute/funny moments of vanoss crew
Fanfictionjust some cute/funny moments from the vanoss crew I found, may be memes and they can be the gayest as well Also covered by the amazing shakira_gonzalez2001!
