The signs as soon as they wake up:
Aries: "Oh, hi alarm clock, I take it you want to die a brutal death today?"
Taurus: "Make it shut up. Someone make it shut up." *alarm clock is a couple of inches away* " mum make my alarm clock shut up I can't reach it."
Gemini: " NOOOOOO! MUM IM SICK I CANT GOOOOOOOOO TO SCHOOL!!!!!"
Cancer: * stares at Leo * " Weeeeeeeell are you gooooooing to turn it off? "
Leo: * Leo to Cancer * " BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM IN THE MOOD!?!?!??!?!?!?" * attacks Cancer *
Virgo: * roles eyes * " Very typical of them, isn't it? "
Libra: " Can someone turn that thing off?! " * gets out of bed to do makeup *
Scorpio: * Looks through crush's pics. * " Okay they have only seen their ex once in two weeks and....CAN SOMEONE TURN THAT OFF I CANT CONCENTRATE!" *glances at Cancer * " Bitch you ain't looking at these pics are you? "
Sagittarius: " Someone is going to have to turn that off before I kill them. "
Capricorn: " I am sick and I have to go to my funeral, wait- idk if that will work doe..."
Aquarius: " What, oh NOOOO, Capricorn, everyone is gonna believe you died. Yo, Pisces do you reckon Capricorn noted the SARCASM?!?"
Pisces: * turns off alarm * " WTF do I punish myself by hanging out with these idiots?"
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The Idiots Guide To Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is not completely accurate but is really fun to read if your bored. Have fun!
