I am in love with a lion. (A Phan-Fanfiction)

                                                                Dans point of view!!!

I wake up and find Phil cooking a meal for both of us. He is so nice I love having him for a best friend. I love him for living in the flat with me. He is one of my favorite people in the world. Like family... 

"Dan when are we going to Pj's?" Asks Phil. 

"Shit I forgot all about that." 

"Its fine..." He laughs. 

"lazy day?" I wonder and Phil nods his head while putting pancakes on my plate. 

"How about we make a video together?" asks Phil. I get up and give him a huge hug. 

"Phil you are a fucking master mind!!" I yell and he scowls at me. 

"Dont sware Dan its not nice."  my Innocent Phil commands. Wait he is not mine. 

"Fucking" 

"Dan take it back." He says holding a spoon of pancake batter towards me. 

"Fucking." He then splatters the pancake batter on my head. 

"Take it back or this is going down your pants." He orders. 

"Oh crap..." 

"Take it back!" Phil orders. I raise my hands surrendering. 

"I take it back!" 

"Good...so what are we going to do for a video?" He wonders. 

"Ask Dan and Phil?" I wonder. 

"Yeah that sounds great." He agrees. Then the both of us tweet. Doing an ask Dan and Phil have any questions for us? 

We check our twitters an hour later and they are loaded with questions. We head into my bedroom and set up the camera. 

"Hey there internet...About an hour ago Phil and I asked you to send us some questions." I begain. '

"Since then we recieved many, many questions and we are going to answer them." Phil states. 

"Lets get started." 

"Okay Allycats@Lovingcats asked...Dan could you do a video with your shirt off?" 

"Yeah if phil does it too." 

"Then we can have a naked party." Phil suggests and I facepalm my self. 

"Shut up you twat." I order "Next question." 

"Phil will you have my babies?" Phil reads. I laugh. "What are you going to do give them to me?" Phil asks with a puzzled look on his face. I pat his shoulder. 

"Phil she means for you to be the father." I tell him. 

"Like to adopt them?" He questions

"No to like..." How do I put this in Phil's understanding. "mate with her..." I explain and Phil has a scared expression on his face. 

"Sorry but no." He responds. Phil goes back to the questions. "Who would you like to mate with?" Phil says and he looks scared. I know a perfect answer for this one. 

"Phil's mum!" I shout and Phil pushes me down. 

"DAN!" He yells and I chuckle. 

"Your turn to answer the question!" I laugh. 

"Buffy cause she is all strong and stuff and she would be a great mother." He answers. How did I know that was comeing? 

"We can take 3 more questions." I say into the camera. 

"Is Phan real?" Phil reads then looks at me nervously. He looks so cute when he is nervous. WHAT AM I SAYING I AM STRAIGHT! 

"haha no..." I laugh. and phil joins in. "Any other questions?" 

"Kiss Phil Dan!!!" Phil reads ...Oh god...I then give him a quick peck on the lips. His face turns red. I grab the uestions out of frozen Phils hand. 

"THE GAME!" It reads. 

"um No!" I say while turning off the camera. 

Phil is still frozen over in his corner. It was just a peck