How to annoy the Akatsuki

Chapter 2-Poison!

Waking up by clicking sounds.... Lazily opening one eye I saw Sasori working on his puppets. -.-  

"Can't you PLEASE stop that noise?!"

In return, he replied a simple answer, "No."

I groaned and rolled over to my other side. Trying to fall back into sleep didn't really look succeeded, because of this beautiful melody from the puppeteer (noting my sarcasm?). After about half and hour trying to sleep, I finally decided to get up. Under these unbearable noises, it was impossible to sleep.

After breakfast, I felt like a walking dead. Seriously, the read headed was ruining my beauty sleep, and he was getting back for it!

Slowly heading back to the room we shared I tried figuring out something. Nothing came into my head. He was just too emotionless and boring. What could I do? Argue with him that art was a bang? No, then I would be like Deidara...

Just as I was walking to my bed something on Sasori's shelf caught my eyes. A bottle. Poison! That's the answer!!

With a evil grin I started planning my hilarious revenge.

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Some hours later I thought I was finished. All I needed to do now was to make Sasori look very guilty, but how?

Thinking and thinking till my head almost popped didn't help at all.

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After some time of watching TV and sitting in the living room the revenge was planned after I got to hear Hidan calling Sasori read-head.

I went back to the room and saw Sasori working on his puppets. Therefore I decided to ask him directly, stealing won't be a very good option...

"Can I borrow a senbon?"

He looked at me, confused.

Rolling my eyes I walked to his drawers and opened the first one to see lots of them. I took one and happily skipped away.

After using my paint, the senbon was slightly purple at the tip, reminding people of poison. I smirked.

!!! Kisame's POV !!!

I was sitting in the living room, on the couch watching some random stuff with most of the other members when a loud, glass cracking scream was heard from the direction of the rooms.

I stormed in the direction with several other to see Iya laying there on the ground in the hall slightly purple in her face and her lips really white like she was going to die, where her and Sasori's room was. Sasori stood in the doorway slightly shocked.

"You didn't think you could get discovered, eh?" Iya said very weakly.

Sasori furrowed his eyebrows.

Then the realization hit me when I saw the senbon beside Iya, with some poison on the tip.

"How could you, un!" Deidara shouted before I could.

"Why did you do that?!" I shouted furious.

"She was a fucking bitch, but you didn't have to fucking kill her!" Hidan stated.

Iya was now lying very still on the ground, eyes closed.

"She owed me twenty bucks..." Kakuzu muttered. "And now I am never getting them back."

... I got flashbacks of Iya making sushi. Delicious. And when she laughed and while swimming in the lake that summer.. And ......

I flinched as Iya jumped up screaming "AAAAAAHHH!"

Deidara even had a bigger reaction, screaming like a girl.

"Hehe! Scared you guys didn't I?" She said while laughing.

"What the hell?!" Was the response she got from Hidan.

"Really thought I got killed by Mister Pinocchio didn't you?"

So it was all fake...

"We were really scared for you, un!"

She laughed even more.

Knowing she was in no danger, people went back to what they were doing after sending her a glare.

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