Unknown: Hey babe are you still coming out tonight, niall misses you...He's pissing me off...
Harry: what?
Unknown: Fuck sorry wrong number
Harry: Oh okay...
Unknown: Are u okay? I just met u and all but u seem sad :(
Unknown: I can text u for as long as u want, I don't like when people are sad...Even if I don't know them..I'm the happiest person I know cx
Harry: Its okay, don't worry about me. u don't even know me...
Unknown: Hi I'm Louis and I love my mum and puppies. My closest friend is Niall and im 5'10 andd I'm gay af. I'm also in a band. anything else?
Harry: uh I'm harry, I love any animal tbh and I'll eat anything. I'm bi I guess. I have 0 friends and I'm only in a chorus.
Harry: and yeah. I'm sad.
Louis: Awe why's hazza sad :(
Harry: 1. My names harry. 2. My boyfriend cheated on me.
Louis: I'll give you a blow job, it'll help you feel better ;)
Harry: WhAT?
Louis: What?
Louis: I mean. I could do a lot more to a boy who was just cheated on, harry.
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SO YEAH. THAT JUST HAPPENED
ILL TRY AND UPDATE 3 SHORT CHAPTERS EVRRYDAYBYE BABES