Broken Love

Chapter 1 - Winter

Boys pov

I so sad i decided to go eat sum froyo . i drove there and got my thang and sat down. i so sad i thought. i get 2 pounds of froyo and pay 6 dollars for it because apparently the more you get the more you pay. i sat down and stuffed my froyo into my mouth like a hobo .  i live a sad life i thought to meself. I eat and i get so fat, but then i can just poop later. ME SO CHUB BOY, and that make me sad. i eat sum more so i can get fatter and store for da winter. 

you no it's very important to stay warm in da winter because it is very cold and if you dun stay warm you will sneeze and die.

after i finished smothering my face with froyo, i get my napkin and wipe my mouth before blowing my snot into it.

my nose was getting stuffy.

i threw my trash into da dumpster and when i turned around i bumped into someone. i looked at the person and saw a really hawt gurl. 

gimme some of dat

but instead i said, "watch it punk! there's a thug comin' thru!"

she looked at me like she scared of me and i sed "i so cool i have swag!" I did a cool peace sign with my hands but then i sneezed.

me sneezed all over her. she looked so slimy i got scared. i sed "me so sorry! dont arrest me!"

she glared at me but then suddenly she sneeze grossly on me face too. it was very green and clumpy. she looked at me in horror and sed, "sorry! i so sorry! i breathe in too much dirty dirty dust."

i smile and show off my rotten teeth, "iz okie! snot is good for human body."

she smiled back and i saw her yellow teeth, "sank u sank u!" then she bowed at me and accidentally fell. 

i get so scared i fart. then i get my life alert necklace and tried to press da button but then i missed. i try to press the big button again, but i miss again. i give up.

so purty like da sun

she open her mouth and i see the stink come out of her mouth.

smell so refreshing

she sed, "you have a life alert necklace too?!" then i saw her take out her necklace that look just like mine.

i smile back and sniff and accidentally snorted in a fly. it must be crowded in there i thot so i stick me finger into me nose and picked the fly out. then i get the plastic bottle i found on the floor and put the fly in there to keep as a pet. after i poke a hole so the fly will get air.

i looked at it and sed, "i will name u Snotball."

i showed him to the hawt gurl and she gushed, "he so kewt!"

i looked at her pimply face and sed, "me so kewt too!"

she looked at me like me was stewpid, "no..."

then i sed, "ok."

and that wuz how i met a really hawt gurl at a froyo shop.

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A/N HEY GUYS SO HERE'S THE FIRST CHAPTER!

I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED IT CAUSE WE WERKED REALLY HARD ON IT :P

OH MY GOSH YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACES! XD

DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS OUR FIRST CHAPTER?

ITS NOT LOL

BUT WE TRIED TO MAKE IT SOUND REALLY DUMB. I SWEAR OUR ACTUAL CHAPTERS ARE MUCH BETTER HAHA

Hopefully... :3

- PIZZA & WAFFLE