JEFF LOOKED AT HOODO AGAIN AND STARTED TO MELT. HIS HEART POUNDED SU FAST.
EVEN FASTER THAN A RUNNING CHEETAH AND SONIC COMBINED!
WAS THIS TRUE LOVE???
YES!
JEFF SET THE COMPUTER DOWN ON THE DESK AND HUGGED HOODO SO MUCH HE WOKE UP.
JEFF THEN ATTEMPTED TO MAKE OUT WITH HOOD, BUT HE FAILED.
HOODO KARATE-CHOPPED JEFF LIKE A MASTER AND THEN KARATE-KICKED JEFF IN THE CROTCH.
JEFF CRIED.
HOODO IS EVIL!
JEFF PASSED OUT.
HOODO LOOKED AT THE BODY.
THEN OUTSIDE.
IT WAS MORNING NOW...
HE COULD CALL THE POLICE (not that he couldn't have done that in the night)
HOODO THEN GRABBED A PHONE AND DIALED 911.
"YES, THIS IS 911?"
"I FOUND JEFF DA KILLEH"
"OMG GUYZ THIS WEIRDO FOUND A 13 YEAR OLD HOMOCIDAL EMO KID"
"IM NOT EMO."
"NO , I MEAN JEFF."
"O. OH K BRO"
JUST THEN A SMALL "blurt" SOUND CAME FROM JEFF'S BUTT.
HE FARTED.
IT WAS SO SEXY.
