Me: Wheelchair Chloe, why are you so cute?
Wheelchair C; Me? What?
Me: I mean, I just think you're absolutely adorable.
Wheelchair C; But, I'm all screwed up!
Me: I know but your just so... You!
Wheelchair C; I'm not sure that's a good or a bad thing.
Chloe; Bad.
Wheelchair C; What? But you're me!
Me: You know I have a crush on you Guy's, right?
The two Chloe's; Yes, we know. You got your hair cut like ours, for Christ's sake!
Me: Er... Yes?
Chloe; You are so badass.
Wheelchair C; I'd kiss you right now, if I could move.
Chloe; Don't worry, me. I gotcha'. *Kisses me*
Me: Uh, uh... Uh! Bye watty!
