Hi X3 this is a random short story thing that i was dared i guess to put on wattpad. its just a one sided convo i had after my friend left me. i may or may not be deleting this in a little but idk XD just for fun guys im not taking this seriously haha. ok well here goooooes
What if i had a party by myself..?
"hey sonia that sounds like a good i dea lets do it"
"ur right sonia" (yeah there are 2 sonias...teehee) *blasts music* *twerks violently*
"THIS IS AWESOME SONIA YEHA"
"I KNOW RIGHT SONIA BEST IDEA EVAR" *highfives sonia* *explosions*
"yo we gotta stap dis its too intense"
"SHANIQUA WHEN DID U GET HERE GURL HOW U DOIN"
"i got ma ways niglet im black i can do what i want"
"shaniqua ma main gurl!
"oo i c u brought sonia,sonia. this place be POPPIN"
"HELL YEA"
"yo i hope dis not a problem but i invited this nigg hery stils is tht ok"
"THATS GUCCI SHANIQUA"
"well i invited lewis"
"oo lewis who he sounds hawt"
"tomlinson"
"U-U INVITED THAT BITCH?!"
"SHANIQUA-"
"THAT BITCH ALMOST TORE MY WEAVE OUTLEMME TELL U HE WAS CLAWIN AN BITIN ALL BECAUSE I WAS WEARIN PANTS FROM 1998 THOSE WERE THE GOLDEN YEARS HONEY PLEASE"
"oh sounds like hes one of dem sassy bitches"
"i heard," *leans in and whispers* "lewis is dating hery"
"THAT BITCH AINT"
"shaniqua!"
"GURLS U KNOW I CANT HOLD THAT SECRET IMMA GO ON MYSPACE AND-"
"uh excuse me?"
"oh shit its lewis..."
"did u just fucking say," *closes eyes* *takes deep breath* "myspace?"
"so what if i did BITCH"
"shaniqua id calm my tits if i were u"
"SONIA,SONIA,HOLD MY EARRINGS IM GOIN IN"
"MYSPACE IS SO 2000 AND L8 SHANIQUA"
"CUM AT ME LEWIS U WHORE"
*shaniqua kicks lewis in the balls* *lewis falls to his knees*
"U FUCKING SAY 2000 AND LATE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RIP EVERY FUCKING-"
"SHANIQUA!"
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A GUN I JUST WANT TO FINISH ONE GOD DAMN SENTENCE HOLY SHIT"
"oh its herry"
"oo shaniqua shits gon go down.."
"SHIT HAS BEEN GOIN DOWN BITCH SHUT UP..RATCHET ASS SONIA"
*sonia 2 fake sobs*
"uh i kinda have just been standing here..."
"sonia dont make me shove a hammer up ur anal cavity"
"sigh shaniqua ur so violent...thats why i love u"
"AWE CUNT ILY 2"
*coughs* "why is lewis on the floor?"
"well hery he was bein a FUCKTARD"
"SHANIQUA U SAY THAT AGAIN AND ILL KILL U WITH MT RAINBOW POWERS U FUCKER GAYPRIDE IN DA HOUSE" *pounds chest*
"gO HERY I LOVE U BBY!"
"shut up sonia u know i dont like pussy"
"oh"
"u go hery u get extra head 2nite if u win!!!"
*blows kiss to lewis and winks*
"oh!" *fake passes out*
"OH SHIT IVE HEARD OF THOSE """"GAY PPL""""" B4 U DONT WONNA FUCK WIT DEM THEY LIKE A BLACK GIRL WITH THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND MEN ITS COOL ITS COOL YO HERE HAVE SOME OF MY FRIED CHICKEN"
"yo hery she doesnt share her fried chicken with just anyone"
"srsly sonia?"
*sonia 1 nods head*
"i still ove u hery"
*hery shoots sonia 2 in the head*
"fuck off"
"heRY!"
*clicks gun* "dont fuckin mess with hery stils bitch take a step back"
"sonia 1 steps back*
"how do i know if i should take ur fried chicken"
"have u ever seen a pure black gurl share her FRIED CHICKEN?!"
"sounds legit"
"HA BITCH AINT NO WAY IN HELL"
*shaniqua grabs hery by his chocolate brown curlz*
"OH SHIT HERY"
"I GOT THIS BOO"
*hery punches shaniqua in the heart*
"u REALLY THINK THATS MA WEAK SPOT HA U BITCH"
*herry sees dark brown gucci purse behind sonia* *mouths for sonia to throw him da purse*
"IM SORRY SHANIQUA" *sonia 1 throws hery the the purse*
"OH SHIT"
"NOOOO"
*hery spills bleach all over purse*
"HOW DID U KNOW HERY NOO IM MELTING NO" *devil voice* "ILL SEE U IN HELL HERY" *melts away*
"hery....you did not just..."
"I FUCKIN DID HA"
*started from the bottom starts playing*
"cum on lewislets go back to mine" *winks*
"ooh hery"
*louis grabs herys hand and flashes away leaving only rainbow sparkles behind*
*sonia 1 looks around the room while sat in a corner*
"well shit"
***~~~~{{THE END}}~~~~***
*good time starts playing*
