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Me:....I didn't want to have to do this.....you might hate me.......it might break your heart :3
(Didn't make sense...but oh well who gives a shit)

A man insulted me with milk, cream, and butter, how DAIRY

Oh it's almost 6 am, I better eat a clock cause that'd be really time consuming

You know what Vincent's least favorite holiday is.....spring break

I guess I better find a way to preVENT the situation

When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now

I lost my watch, I can't see it anymore, and I never had enough time

(I over-use this pun way too much....but I just can't help myself) looks like Vincent is gonna GRAPE Scott again :3 (that was terrible ._.)

A player get jumpscared by toy Freddy, he gets sick a few minutes later, the doctor diagnosed him with FAZBEAR FEVER

I wondered why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me

(This is in the picture) spring ; it's just around the corner

Okay I just needed to get that out of my system...because ITS BEEN SO LONG (again, bad pun, but who am I kidding they're all bad ^-^)

Marionette: 0^0

Me: what...do you want me to....marrioNOTte make more puns

Marrionette:  T^T

Me: c'mon, telling puns make me BEARy happy

Mike: o-e

Me: okay....I'm done

(I have lots more......just saying ^-^....I may have killed you already, but what can I say, I'm a killer at heart~)

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