Monster Falls- Magical Mystery

Chapter 2- Ghastly Beasts

-Dipper POV-

I felt a pang in my head. Then I blacked out. Now i'm here. I can't feel my head, ears or the lower half of my body. "M-Mabel, are you okay? What happened?" She was asleep. She rolled over to face me, and I saw how dried out and flushed her skin looked. "MABEL, ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!? WAKE UP!!!" She peeked open her eyes, and her voice sounded muffled and dry. "C-can't b-breath..." Then she saw me. "D-Dipper!" "Shut up, are you okay!?" She looked a little scared as her vision went past my face to the top of my head. "I h-have to ask t-the same t-to you." Then I tried to stand up, but couldn't. I looked under my covers to see why, and my heart dropped. "M-mabel, look u-under the c-covers." She did, and her face melted. I guess mine did, too. "G-get me t-to the t-tub. NOW!" Her voice was the opposite of healthy. "W-why?" Mr. Detective strikes again. "LOOK!" She ripped off her covers, revealing a pink fish tale, with rainbow, star-shaped fins. A mermaid. She's a mermaid. "NOW GET ME TO THE TUB!!!" "HOW!?!?!?" I revealed my own bottom half and her face started turning purple. Lack of oxyg- er- water. "SOOS! STAN! WENDY! GET THE COOLER!!! TAKE MABEL TO THE TUB!!! NOW!!!!!" None of them came up. Pacifica did. As a weird Medusa thing. "OH COME ON! YOU GET TO BE A MERMAID!?!?! SO UNFAIR!!!" I growl. "SHUT UP AND GET HER TO THE TUB!!!" She looked at me for the first time, and I swear I saw her hold back a laugh. "Okay, okay. Sheesh." She wal- er- slithered mabel to the bathroom. I tried to follow, but still couldn't. When she came back, she was smiling. Until she closed the door. Then she looked furious. "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO, YOU... YOU.... DIPDEER!!!!!" Wow. "I WAS BLACKED OUT UNTIL ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO!!! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS MESS!?!?!? THAT I WANTED TO CHOLK MY SISTER, AND MAKE MYSELF A HUGE TARGET OF BULLIES!?!?!? I AM NOT A MONSTER." She chuckled. "You of all people should classify a half-deer half-kid thing as a monster." Oh. I almost forgot about that. "Just help me out." She guided me downstairs, and I saw why only she came. Stan was a gargoyle, Wendy a ware-wolf, Robbie a zombie, and Soos a.... goo. The only normal one was this guy about Wendy's age, with blonde hair, a long yellow coat, a black suit, black dress shoes, an eyepatch, a top hat, and a cane. He looked oddly familiar. His voice was human, but he said this. "Hey, pine tree, it worked!" Bill. He walked over, got right in my face and whispered in my ear. "Now, what the heck did you do while you were knocked out?"