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Harry Potter Yule Ball AU (sort of)

eeames asked: um um um, sterek in any harry potter setting??? with the bonus of his many many older sisters making an appearance????? perhaps a yule ball????????? and his sisters trying to find him a date?????????????????? and making a case for each of the guys of their choice?????? (derek is hufflepuff, non negotiable)

Classic Eeames. Um, this kind of grew wings and got away from me, as Harry Potter fills are wont to do.

Year Six

Stiles had heard, of course, that over in the UK, the wizarding school was off in the mountains or the forest or something. Somewhere dark and cool, which sounded nice right about now. Not like America. No, America had to go and put their wizarding school in the middle of the desert so they could claim any muggles who saw it had sun stroke. What about the students who had sun stroke?

"You don't have sun stroke," Scott said, rolling his eyes. "And we've only been out here for like five minutes. The game's barely started"

Stiles tucked his wand up his sleeve and muttered ventus, sending a small gust through his robes. The relief only lasted for a few seconds. "You can barely even see Kira," he huffed.

It was true. Quidditch was one of the worst sports to watch live unless you had special glasses or the stadium seats went really high up. All they could see of the players was the dark outline of their robes swishing by over-head. If it weren't for their house colours, he'd have zero idea what was going on. Someone had at the start of the year the bright idea of having Greenberg announce the games.

"The rivalry between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor is going strong as Kira Yukimura slips the quaffle past Jackson Whittmore! And she's not even a Chaser! Ten points for Gryffindor!" Greenberg yelled, two minutes after the play. There was a half-hearted follow up cheer from everyone dressed in red and gold. They had already celebrated and moved on to the next play several minutes ago.

"I'm pretty sure Hufflepuff doesn't have a rivalry with any of the houses. They're too boring."

"Says the guy here to creep on a member of their team." Scott elbowed him in the side as he said it, though he kept his face tilted up to follow the action. Scott was lucky. His mom had packed sunglasses for him this year.

Stiles was stuck squinting under the hand he pressed to his forehead. He couldn't even see if Derek, really. What was even the point of a game where you couldn't ogle the players?

"Hey, squirt," someone behind him kicked him lightly. "Who're you creeping on from Hufflepuff?"

Stiles turned around to give them a piece of his mind but stopped short. It was Laura Hale, and she looked way, way too interested in his answer. As did Cora, Norah, and Aurora.

"Uhhh, no one," he said, wide eyed.

Laura leaned in closer. "It's okay, you can tell us," she said with a wicked smile that said the opposite. Classic Slytherin. "We're super trustworthy."

And that was the last thing Stiles remembered before everything went black.

*

The first thing he was aware of, other than the throbbing of his skull was someone hissing, "You can feel free to leave any time, Laura."

"Oh no, I mean, really, it was my fault he didn't see it coming," Laura replied. So it was Laura and Derek, then. Weird. "I really have an obligation to be here. What's your reason, little boo?"

Stiles snorted at that. Derek may have three older sisters and one terrifying younger sister, but no one in their right mind would call him little.