If you are a Hometsuck fan, you need this on your profile somewhere
You say Zodiac, we say Homestuck
You worship your gods, we worship LORD HUSSIE
You say we die for good, we say we go to godtier
You say Homestuck is boring, we say it's the best thing to read besides manga
You say card symbols, we say quadrants
You say best friend, we say moirial
You say lover, we say matesprit
You say we're weird, we say you're normal
You facepaint at parties, we paint for cosplay
You say bucket, we get disgusted
You say it's windy, we say it's John doing the windy thing
You say parents, we say lusus
You say movies, we say rom-coms and Nic Cage
You say cool, we say Strider
You say crab, we say Crabdad
You say rainbow, we say hemospectrum
You say "aliens", we say Trolls
You say cat, we say Pawbeast
You drink soda, we drink Faygo
You say the universe was made by a "Big Bang", we say Karkat made the universe
You say red and blue, we say Psionics
You say fashion, we say Kanaya
You have ships, we have shipping walls
You say Jesus, we say Jegus
You say books are long, we say Homestuck is HUGE
You say God, we say Gog
You say 69, we say Cancer symbol
You say freaked out, we say triggered
You say adorable, we say adorabloodthirsty
You say we're freaks, we say we're HOMESTUCK
YOU ARE READING
Randomness!!! (Book 2 of 'My Randomness/Drawings')
Random~ATTENTION~ PlEASE READ OTHER BOOK FIRST K? K. AlSO bE PREPRED FoR RANDom :D