The Bees (Jamber fanfic)

Chapter 1

Its been a month since the little incident that the "black guy" did.

I was at the bus stop.

"THE BEEEES!" Erik screamed.

"Hehehehe." The Asian said.

"THE BEEEES!" I shouted back.

Erik burst out laughing.

Ok then.

Erik decided to sit on the brick wall.

Quickly, I pulled a tampon out of my bag and chucked it at his face. "DON'T TOUCH MY BRICKS!"

Without hesitation, he got off my bricks.

***

Jake invited me to his house, probably a bad idea, but yolo, right?

After school he took me to his house, and we were home alone, how great.

I sat on his couch and started playing my large thigh gapped people music.

Jake sat next to me, our faces were centimetres away.

I sat there, silently, not knowing what to do.

"You're boring," He said.

I snapped in a "Z" formation. "'Scuse me?"

He giggled, oh the lil shit.

Before I knew it he was on top of me.

Well, yolo, right?

{ OOH SMUT RATED R }

He was about to kiss me when I tried being seductive, so I tried arousing him by whispering,

"Would you like a better rate on your car insurance?"

"Oh baby lower my rates."

I pushed him across the room, he slammed into the wall.

"What the hell was that for?!" He shouted.

"YOU RUINED THE JOKE,"

He grunted.

"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT,"

He frowned.

"YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO JAKE!"

Before I let him speak, I left his house.

Leaving him.