BOOK 2: RETURN OF THE PRIMBITCH!

CHAPTER 1- HAYFART BRINGS NEWS

Its been a year since i went into the hunger games but like omg guess what! I still haven't forgot how to apply make-up to my face with berries!!!!!!!!!  Like omg its so easy, just a dab here and a smudge there and vwala i look sexay!

i hear a knocking at my door, (IN MY NEW HOUSE IN THE VICTOR'S VILLAGE!!!), i open it to see hayfart pelvic thrusting, WTF is wrong with him. ANyway i think he's jacked up on piss again! ANyway he says,

"MAy i come in? YOU SEXXXAAAYYY thANG!!!!!!!!"

"GO AWAY YOU DUMBASS!!!!" i say to him

"AWWW BUUTT B-B-BABY ALL I WANT IS TOOOOO TALLKK TO YOU! YOU SEEXXXAAAYY YY THANNGG!!!!!!!!!"

"oh ok, come in" i smile at him

He runs up stairs to the bathroom and shortly comes back with a cup full of wee. he offers me some so i was all like YOLO and drank it all up. he frowned since there was none left. so he undid his trousers and pulled down his underwear and filled it back up right infront of me. His wee tastes so nice. so as soon as the cup is full again i snatch it off him and scull it!

"YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!" he yells at me "IM OUT OF PISS NOW SO YOU BETTER MAKE ME A GLASS OF WEE OR SHITS ABOUT TO GET HECTIC!!!!!"

i quickly pull my pants down and then my underwear and make another cup. Haymitch snatches it from under me quickly and drinks half of it.

"MMMM that's better, anywayz cutting to the chase, the capitol wants to like kill you because you killed everyone with a handbag and that handbag wasn't meant to be there it was the presidents daughters, i don't know how it ended up there. OH and B-T-dubbsss just in case you missed the announcement for the quarter quell this year the capitol is stealing children from places around the world and putting them in the arena. SO there will be 24 district tributes and 24 randoms." he says

"AWWWW SHHHIITT!!!!!!"

Hayfart then runs out of the house and leaves the door open and does a shit on my doorstep. Oh good old Hayfart! Always leaving me presents!

CHAPTER 2- THE REAPING

i walk up to the stage and take my place of honour next to the attractive Hayfart. Dayumm! he's a SEEXXAYYY BIYARCH!

"HEY SEXXAYYY THAANGGG" he says to me.

I wee my pants and wee starts dribbling down my legs, Hayfart immediately puts his head to the puddle next to my shoe and laps up the pee.

Effie then stands up with white powder all over her face and says,

"SHUT DAFAQ UP YOU MUDDA FUDDAS! OK LADDIIESSS FIRSTTT!!!!!!!!!!"

Effie then shoves her whole body inside the glass ball and pretends to swim around in the ball and then she jumps out of the ball and lands on her feet with a slip of paper in her hand, she then rips the paper and mutters a "shit" under her breath and then tries to put the paper together again and when she kinda can see the name she says,

"KATSIZZLE EVERSTUPID"

wellll shiitt! better chang the story to her point of view now.

Katsizzle's point of view

It's me, I am called. I put one foot in front of the other but take baby steps. i walk so slow that one o the 12 year olds pick me up and throws me into the corridor in the middle and i graze my face. LOL jokes on them i was already ugly! i walk slowly again hoping that someone will pick me up and they do a peackeeper grabs my hair and swings me around and around and throws me onto the stage and i stand up next to effie. she then says.