Please Just Leave. Thanks

Chapter 1 - Take a Hint

Please anyone that reads this, try not to get offended. I can be bitch at times and go on a full rampage, so if I piss you off go rant about me. Make sure to make you're own rant book and complain about me there - not in my comment sections. Ranting is thereputic to me. Thanks you guys. Now on to chapter one....
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Ok, someone please explain to me why people can't take a hint. Sometimes I give the MOST obnoxious hints to people, but they still don't understand. So now I don't understand... to me I thought I was stating the obvious when I tell people leave me alone but apparently not.

Ok so my friends and I eat lunch together and laugh you know and talk and all that. But then there's this one chick who is obsessed with my friend who we will call Carli(I don't want to give names) and we will call the obsessed, The Nightmare because I can. Anyways, moving on, The Nightmare likes to follow her EVERYWHERE she goes. She seems to pop up out of no where like she has a tracking device on Carli or something. At lunch we usually sit at this certain table and eat, but The Nightmare was getting to be too much. We decided that maybe if we moved tables she would understand. WRONG. So one day we kept moving tables constantly when she looked away. So you'd expect The Nightmare to think: ok they keep leaving me they don't wanna sit with me, I guess I'll leave them alone.

But no this chick continued.

It would've been ok to sit with her and be nice but there were some disturbing factors involved. For starters she would constantly be calling one of our guy friends (we will call him bro) pathetic just about any time he opened his mouth. Like honey no.  He wasn't talking to you and nothing he said came in anywhere near making him pathetic. She uses words out of contexts.

Another thing is when she talks like that and calls him pathetic, or tells someone to shut up, she spits every where... I'm sorry I know people have speech issues and all but I get grossed out when I eat and spit is flying at me and my food.

Her food always smells extremely weird. Like food tends to have a smell sometimes it's a little strong but I'm telling you, you can smell her food 10 tables away. Carli and I know exactly when she starts eating because we get a whiff of her weird food.

She also told Carli one day, she drove by her house. For no reason. The Nightmare had no reason to drive by her house. She was never invited. Never rode the same bus. And never was Carl's address given out to her at any point in time.

Like I said it's like she's got a tracker on her. It's terrifying.
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I have completed the first chapter and now I'm worked up. I have the feeling a similar chapter will come up again later on so stay tuned. But for now...

That's all folks!
And remember, stay classy San Diego