Odd Future Imagines

Rude (Taco)

Taco's POV

My baby was just getting off of work, & i wanted too suprise the fuck outta her.

"Alright, your all set nigga. Goodluck." Tyler said then fixed the table cloth, then hit my back.

"Owch nigga, thanks." I said, slapping him back on his back.

"Anytime." Tyler said then left. I sat on the couch, waiting for my queen too arrive. Acouple minutes later i heard the door open, then shut. I quickly got up & walked over too her.

"Hey baby." I said, holding her waist.

"Hi Travis. Can i go pee before you hop on my dick? Thanks." She said, put her hand in my face then walked upstairs.

"The fuck? Why is she always so mean too me.." I mumbled then followed her. She was in the bathroom, peeing. I was waiting for her come out.

"Why are you here? I can't get rid of my urine in peace?" She said then rolled her eyes.

"Sorry baby...did you see downstairs?" I asked.

"Uh no, why?" She said, in a sarcastic tone.

"Because i did it all for you, come on." I said then grabbed her hand, then she yanked her hand away. She followed me, as i heard her huffing & puffing. I don't know what's her fucking problem, the wolves always tell me she's mean too every fucking body, & that she thinks she's the shit.

"Oh." She said, then laughed alittle.

"Oh? What's that supposed too mean?" I said, confused.

"Oh, i mean like really, strawberrys with whipcream Travis? So corny." She said & laughed. I had enough of her ass.

"I DID IT YOUR RUDE ASS!" I yelled, she's pissing me off. Always insulting me & shit.

"Oooh shiiit! It's the hulk!" She said, running around. I usually dont hit girls, or throw anything at them, buuut on this occasion i am.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP & LISTEN TOO ME YOU CONCIETED FUCK!" I yelled once more, grabbed the remote then chugged it at her, hitting her on her upper arm.

"OKAY! I'll listen you piece of shit." She said, then rolled her eyes.

"HAHAHAH your funny, i rap, with MY group ODD FUTURE! YOU SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR MONEY & FUCKING CHEAT ON ME EVERYDAY! I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID!" I yelled, shit i was so fucking mad right now.

"Whaaat? Okay.." She said, then held her arm.

"YOU HAVE NO REASON TOO BE CONCIETED! I meaaan, come on. Your pussy looks like a forest, ANDDDD it smells like complete SHIT! why do you think i never eat it?" I said, then laughed. She was just standing there.

"I got hoes, alot of fans want ME. Not YOU, ME. Your so fucking mean too me, i bet if the fans knew they would come murder your ass right now. Fuck you. I was gonna take your hoe ass too Paris, i can't believe i loved you." I said, then grabbed my keys.

"That hurt.." She said, wiping her eyes.

"Like your sore on the inside of your lip?" I said, laughing.

"H-how did you know?" She said, confused.

"I'm smarter then you think, rude ass." I said then left her stupid ass standing right there, where i left her.