thirty-one to fourty.

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thirty-one to fourty.

thirty-one. you are not in jail.

thirty-two. you can read.

thirty-three. you have eyes. that see.

thirty-four. i'm high fiving you through your computer/mobile screen.

thirty-five. i'm brofisting you through you computer/mobile screen.

thirty-six. look at all the air around you - it's free!

thirty-seven. there's a sun out there that stops us from living in an ice age.

thirty-eight. no-one's perfect, but hey, that's what makes everyone hilarious

thirty-nine. if you're actually legal wattpad age (naughty you if you're not and have an account) you know what a good kids' show is like.

fourty. hitler is dead. let's all have a freaking party! :D

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