Cheeky Bumsmex

Did it for teh lolz

Okei please don't take this seriously. Warning ahead: Weird smut.

"Fil?!" Danyul yelled
His hubbie wubs had gone missing and smol dan was v v worried.
He probs ended up trying 2 pet a lion a the lion ate him!
"Why me?!" Danyul cried out loud
"Dan my man in right here"
"Fil never say dat again." Dan said laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell 2 da florr.
"Dan why did u need me?" Fillip asked after dan stopped laughing like a goddamn hyena.
"We need 2 make a livesho"
"Oh yeah. Go grab da camera"
"K babe"
20 min l8r they were in the live show and dan was v v horny cos he had a camera fetish.
"Fil! I want cheeky bumsex"
"DANYUL THE CAMERA IS RITE THERE!!" Phil paniked
"Jus edit it out after you stick yo meat rod in my bum."
"ITS A LIVESHOW. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHA"
"Gotta go. Bai guys" Dan said cutting off the camera.
Fil was already nekkid and as hard as Dark Souls.
Danyul got undress to. He was hard as fil now too.
Fillip put his baloney pony in danyuls meat cave.
"SEMPAI SO SUGOI" Dan cried out fil started thrusting hard n fest. Leik sonic fest if u kno what I meen.
Dan felt lik he had leik 16 boners at once event tho he only had 1 peepee.

Dayul screemed out fils name as he came every fukkin where. It was on tha bed, on tha door eeven on tha pillow on the floor.
Fillop wasnt done yet tho. He pulled out his fleshy flute and put it in Dans mouth.
Dan was like 'no' cuz it tasted nastey but fil didnt listen. Phil came and dan drank all of it like seriously he drank that shit like it was ribeena.
'I luv u' fil said pullin his ding dong out of dans moist mouth.
'I dont lol' Dan said with a cheeky grin
'Wot?'
'I did it for teh lolz"
'I THOT U WERE DIFERENT!!!' Fil said leaving the flat. He didnt put any clothes on either. Just his shattered pride covering him.

The end.
Okay I know that this isn't what anyone wanted but I will have something good soon.
Maybe phan fluff.
Idk yet

Love ya!