English Class: Document 1

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L: in science today J3 almost killed R so he walked away and came back and I say what did R ever do to you and then I thought about it and said wait maybe you tried to kill cuz she didn't do anything to you

(I lolz)

(L lolz)

(LOL FEST!!!!!)

(L types away at her laptop, talking violently to it.)

Really!? She says exasperated.

I nod. Her reaction is a scoff as she continues to read over my shoulder.

Stop it L.

She doesn't stop. Oh well.

I show this to J2. He reads it and says that im a weirdo. Pfft. Yeah right J2.

L is laughing and reading out loud parts she finds funny.

You should definitely show that to J3 tho, she says.

Suuuuuuure, L. suuuuuure. NOT.

Okay... maybe.

L won't let me break her already broken flash drive. I need it for another earring.

Now she's reading this on her laptop cuz I saved it on her not broken flash drive.

I tell her not to edit it.

No... I won't... I cant she says

Good. Good.

She just shook her head and is now watching me type.

Again.

Seriously, this chick needs to get a life.

LUV YOU!!!!! DON'T HIT ME!!!!!!! DADDY DON'T HIT MOMMY! DADDY DON'T HIT MOMMY!!!

WHAT? She questions

I laugh.

She hit me.

On my right shoulder.

Seriously!!! That's me GOOD shoulder woman!!

And now she's slapping my right ARM.

REALLY big difference.

Not.

Great.

C is singing again.

Bruno mars.

Kmn.

L GET A LIFE!!!!

As she responds, I'll get a life when I wanna get a life

Haha. Thatll be oh........ tomorrow.

That's right L.

Read that s***.

Just showed this to J3.

He said im a weirdo too.

I seriously need to go evaluate my life.

Showed to D.

First person to NOT say im a weirdo.

Just that im funny.

And YOU r amazing sir.

GET A FRICKING LIFE ALREADY L!!! GOSH!!!

No, she says, no.

You no I wub u L.

Don't get mad.

Now shes typing that my life is so messed up.

Y L!?!?!?!? YYYYYYY!!!!!!????

I NO THIS ALREADY GOSH!!!!!

*whew* aaaaaaaaaaalright. Im good.

According to L's list of thing she hates:

She hates me

She hates the world

She hates the entire male population.

She hates basically everything.

Even her mom.

JK. She loves her mom.

She just typed/asked me if I want to read her typings.

Yes. Yes I do L.

Just typed/said I suck butt and many many other things.

............oh.......if only she knew..........

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