Twerk for a cookie !!!!!!!

twerk for a cookie (what a dick face)

In my head my thoughts scrambled around trying to figure out what just happened. Who does this dick head think he is .While in deep thought i didnt notice that he got up and started back to his house . Quickly getting up and brushing the dirt off of me .I quickly started after him ."Whats your name " i asked .He didnt reply ,he etheir didnt hear me me or he heard me but didnt care .Hopeing that the first excuse was right i asked again ," who are you". Suddenly stopping he turned to face me ,opening his mouth and said "my name is ....".Just my luck as he begain to satisfiy my need to know his name .A large truck rolled by honking its horn .( Wft !!!) . when the truck got to the end of the street i turned toward the man and said "i didnt quite catch that ". "Well that sounds like a personal problem doesnt it." was his cocky response .(Arghhhh what a cocky ass bastard i thought to my self ). "Nevermind " i said ."I dont want to know the name of the man who just forcefully stole my first real kiss".With that i turned and stalked my way back to the broken window . While doing this i debated with myself wether if i should give him 10 or 20 seconds to start to feel guilty in which he would call me back . Sure enough as i counted down from to 1 he called out. "My name is ian !!".

Ian's P.O.V

What the heck is wrong with this girl its not my fault shes in my mind all the time. So technically she's stalking me ?(right?). Just as i was about to tell her my new found discovery that it was she that was the stalker ,she opened those lush pink lips and asked me my name . That's weird because i asked her same exact words in my dream last night ."i guess the question was bound to come up".Not really want to tell her my name , wanting this charade to continue playing the way it was . "but i guess its only fair to tell her my name". Just then i saw a truck come rolling down the street . I quickly came up with a devious plan .As the truck rolled closer and closer to the house i begain my sentence very slowly ."MY name is .....". The truck then honked , then i just mouth some random word so she would think that i actually told her my name but in reality i didnt . Laughing to myself . I heard her say "i didnt hear you " .Not meaning to sound cocky but i replyed with "that sounds like a personal problem ".THats when she snapped and said something about me forcefully takeing her first kiss. That sentence hit me hard but i was also excited i was the first man to ever actually kiss her. Then she stared to walk away but it seemed like she was stalling .But that was instantly forgotten when i screamed out to her saying "my name is ian." "Nice to meet you ian my name is samantha now that wasnt so hard was it "she said . As she started to walk toward me....