A Thanks Plus the mirk with the mouth?

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Kishiko: Hahaha

K'wani: What's so funny?
*watches what I'm watching*

Kishiko: Can't wait for 2016! I need to buy and play his game before I go watch his movie when it comes out.
*gains everyone's attention*

Pewds: Who's movie and game?

K'wani & Me: You played his game already ^_^

Me: And his movie is in 2016!

Everyone: Who's???!!!

Me: Oh! haha Deadpool's of course.

Everyone: OOOOOh

Raiden,K'moi,Baracka: Who?

Deadpool: Oh you haven't heard about the amazingness of the mirk with the mouth, Deadpool. He has awesome healing abilities and he's not Spiderman! So he's the perfect combo for awesome! Oh and did I forget to mention he's great in the sack!

Dashie: THE FUCK?!

Baracka: I mean I gueesss he sounds alrighhtt

Kmoi: Who is this moutherfucka and how he get in here?

Me: Oh my shitz! It's Deadpool and he's so funny! Especially when he breaks the 4th wall by bein aware of the media he's in!

Deadpool: Your a big fan of mine!*whispers about how long he was searching for one with big boobs to the audience* Anyways, hey babe. How would you like it if we got outta here-

Kishiko: I love ya but I know what's under that mask. So don't even try.

Deadpool: We can do some things with the mask on.
*raises eyebrows repeatedly*

Kishiko: Isn't your whole body fucked up too
*Kwani glares at Deadpool for flirtin with his sister*
*Deadpool still tries to grab my boobs*
*Deadpools hand in shot off by me then regenerates*
*Kwani high fives me*

Deadpool: Anyways all of you guys reading this, why dont you go outside and blow shit up. And all you chicks... How you doin? *says it seductively*

Me: Don't persuade my audience to blew shit up. And don't flirt with my audience either, love

Kmoi and Kwani: Since when you call people "love"

Me: Since now. blackies
*they both shuts the fuck up*

Me: Oh and don't think I forgot about you voters. thank you, ShiningRainbows24, Smosherluv13, and Sierrahayes16 for all the votes. Wuv ya
*air kisses to all of yall*

Everyone: Thanks!!!!!!!

Dashie: Okay yal time to end the chapter. Don't forget to give the story a vote, comment, follow Kish and subscride to us if you want....And uh YEAH!

Pewds: okay bros that's all for today. Invisible brofist

Deadpool: Yeah bye but you chicks could call me at 407-555

Me: Move! Um ignore that, any ways bye guy!
*Deadpool tries to grab my bob again*
*Deadpool's hand is stabbed to the table and stuck*
*Baracka tries to grab my boob*

Baracka: Whaaattt? He did it toooo.
*I shot him in the chest*
*Kwani shots him in the head*

Audience: Ooooooooo

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