The Penguins of Madagascar-The Black and White Bandits

Chapter 6:Savio

"Hello my feathered foes-sss-sss...I s-ss-ss-ee you have met my acquaintances... Dr.Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and that internet abs-s-sorbed puffin from Denmark..." said Savio. "Savio?" asked Skipper, surprised. "I thought I sent you to Jupiter?" asked Skipper. "No S-S-Skipper...I escaped, before you launched the rocket..." said Savio. "But I am not here to devour you...I am much too s-s-sick...I need your help... and if you do, I promise not to ever bother you again!" shouted Savio. "Deal!" shouted Kowalski, trembling.
"I need to be cured...for I have amnesia!" shouted Savio. "By the way, who are you?" asked Savio. "Nah, I'm kidding, I remember you. You know what else I remember? There were these three banditos that had maracas and were dressed in black and white...one as tall, one was fat and average, and one was teeny tiny and had a bushy body," explained Savio.

"Kowalski options..." asked Skipper. "We're going to need to 5 ounces of McGuffeyum239...again...from a lab, in Brooklyn. Wow...déjà vu!" shouted Kowalski. They topsided and left for Brooklyn. They took the subway. When they returned, Savio had eaten the pillows on the bunks, and the nuclear bomb in Kowalski's lab.

"Oh, I knew this would happen! It's one of the side effects of amnesia. I'll need about six hours to whip up a cure, so long, don't let Savio come anywhere near my work!" proclaimed Kowalski. "S-s-sorry, feathery figment of fury," apologized Savio. "Eh, never mind that, what's all this you say about Banditos?" asked Skipper. "Ah, let me reenact for you... I happen to have a flawless Spanish accent..." said Savio. Savio moved towards Kowalski's lab, then took out some sock puppets. "Once upon a time... there were three young animals...species unknown, gender unknown, faces unknown... they went around terrorizing the world by throwing fruit at their property, and then stealing all their fruit, and wors-sss-t of all...their savoury s-snacks!" cried Savio. "Where do they come from?" asked Skipper. "Location, unknown..." said Savio mysteriously. It was almost as if he was completely insane.

"We'll solve this mystery A.S.A.P!" shouted Skipper. Kowalski bursted out of his lab. "Eureka!" he shouted. "I've done it!This singular drop of medicine will cure Savio instantly, but at a small cost...he would lose his sense of carnivorousness!" unnecessarily dramatized Kowalski. "Deal..." slithered Savio sadly. He let out a droplet from his eye. Then more and more came. "You okay, big boa?" asked Skipper. "Chainsaw?" asked Rico, regurgitating a chainsaw, intentionally trying to console Savio. "No..." he cried. "You penguins don't know..." cried Savio. "What? This is no time for cry baby self pity! Private needs us!" shouted Skipper. "The truth is...is...I...I've never actually caught any food. They all escaped. All my fellow boa constrictors describe to me how wonderful the taste of rabbit is, or how lovely some smoked ferret tastes, but I've only been luck enough to eat the worm off a lettuce. I am vegetarian! By default!" said Savio. "So, this will be doing you a favour," said Skipper. "Proceed, and then you better keep with your end of the bargain, boa!" exclaimed Skipper.