Pickup Lines ~ 2

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Shawn: "Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

Taylor: "You must be a keyboard because you're just my type."

Carter: "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious."

Matt: "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile."

Aaron: "I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours."

Cam: "Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute."

Nash: "Hey, tie your shoe! I don't want you falling for anybody else."

Jack J: "Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better."

Jack G: "Girl I know if you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot."

Hayes: "Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket, because in digging that ass."

Sammy: "did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass."

Nate: "What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

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K&N xx

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