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It was a sunny morning when the bell rang after PALS. Grace, Izzy Pizzy and Mickle Pickle grabbed their bags and went to their first class, science. Had-a-mum ran past them because he is a butt. The three got to F4 and put their bags down and them Sir Snipped and Ali-gator came over to annoy them. Grace escaped and went to talk to Ammy. Chardi Hardi came and they went inside.

During the lesson Angus Parsley was asking Chardi Hardi stupid questions while making love to Jellydick, just a normal morning.

Then they did a prac. Crankberry kept being a nuisance by not listening while Barbie, Frankenstein and Blondie where giggling at some guys abs probs.

Cyborg, Had-a-mum and the three musketeers were in a group and they finished first because Cyborg has a microchip in his robot brain and he knows everything except French because he gets bee stung.

Then we had English when Mr Scallywag kept rickrolling Sweet Tiernan, Jellydick and Angus Parsley.

Sir Snipped was threatening to rape Grace but she hit him and then he called her aggressive and then she called him a twat and then she stabbed his heart with a knife but he didn't die because  he's an immortal twat. And snipped.

Then Ali-gator run outside saying all the dank memes were falling from the sky but he was just on pot.

Ammy was in an argument with Grace because she loves to be difficult and then Cyborg said Grace couldn't participate in sport for a whole lesson but she said she could because Cyborg is a butt.

Then they had sport  Izzy Pizzy and Sir Snipped were busy whip and nae nae -ing to participate so Grace was running around like a lunatic but only Cyborg passed her the ball and that was once.

So, as the sun sets 8I knows that everything is good and they went home from their normal day at Johnnies.

NEXT TIME

Mickle Pickle uses period to wag school, it was super effective

Crankberry doesn't know if she should include her mum in her family album

And we find out Ms Smallwood's real motives



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