Written by The Koala and The Platypus.MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Boris and Cyril woke up one morning and decided they wanted to have a child to make them seem less creepy, so they skipped over to Doreen and Estabon's house as they had heard rumour of their odd amount of people younger than the age of five. When they opened the door they were greeted merrily by a short bearded butler man.
'HOW MANY KIDS YO WANT?!' the dwarf pimp butler shouted.
'ONE!'
'OKAY CHILD2.0 GET HERE BOY!!'
And emerged a child no older than 5 clucthing his blood stained one direction shirt.
'Yes, Nigel' he replied in a voice of full grown man
'THIS IS YOUR NEW FAMILY , RESPECT THEM OR I WILL SLICE THEE.' he roared at Child2.0 grabbing him by the t-shirt and throwing him at the pair. The couple batted the child away.
'NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BE A DIRECTIONER!!!!!!!!!!!' Boris shrieked whilst Cyril sobbed in shock , generally traumatized by the very thought.
no no not the ennnnnnddddddddddd
to be continued.............
