iMessage || fifth harmony

Camila and Ariana

Wifey💖: did you pick the kids up from school?

Ari: what? it was your turn today!!

Wifey💖: UM ITS 4 OCLOCK. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR CHILDREN MARIAH AND IGGY ARE STILL AT PRESCHOOL?!

Ari: CAMILA I REFUSE TO HAVE OUR NON-EXISTENT CHILDREN BE NAMED MARIAH AND IGGY!!

Wifey💖: HOW DARE YOU CALL OUR CHILDREN NON-EXISTENT

Ari: CAMILA YOU ARE 18 YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE CHILDREN

Wifey💖: NO IM NOT

Ari: YES YOU ARE YOU ARE A BABY

Wifey💖: I AM A GROWN ASS ADULT I CAN HAVE KIDS

Ari: WAIT

Ari: ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

Ari: DID LAUREN GET YOU PREGNANT?

Wifey💖: WTF LAUREN DOESNT HAVE A DICK

Ari: I MEAN I DONT KNOW THERE ARE SOME FICS WITH G!P

Wifey💖: WHAT

Ari: WHAT

Wifey💖: YOU READ CAMREN SMUT?

Ari: YOU DONT?

Wifey💖: THIS IS WHY OUR MARRIAGE IS FAILING