A Funny Poem

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(I lost nearly twenty pounds this week because I've been really angry about my ex and my friend got onto me for it so I came up with this poem to make her laugh. Enjoy. It's really dumb. Please read in the style of hip hop/ rap)

Lost like twenty pounds

Gained two back

On the right track

Gonna eat some snacks

Cuttin' no slack

Get fat

Get tatts

I ain't nobody's doormat

Straight up

Punk rock

*drops mike and walks away holding up rock and roll symbol with fingers as crowd cheers*

-Me Trying to Cheer Someone Up

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 23, 2015 ⏰

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